Silver Tongue

May 26

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Reply to this with your most believable, yet fake Kotaku article titles.

momentary-lapse-in-sanity:
fungal-herald:
thespectacularspider-girl:
compoundconstellation:
whatiswiththissite:
whatiswiththissite:
egalitarianqueen:
termanal-velocity:
“Is GamerGate The Reason Silent Hill Was Canceled?”
“Is Animal Crossing racist for not having a customization screen?”
“why Majora’s Mask enforces patriarchal institutions of Racism”
“Why ‘the hero’ Zelda is the opitome of male entitlement and nice guy syndrome”
“Harvest Moon’s Surprising Misogyny and Racism”
“GamerGate, Threat or Menace”
Why Skyrim is male empowerment,
Why Call of Duty is Still Fresh and Original
“We’re Not Fox News” Says Kotaku

“Konami Making a Comeback?”

(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)

[video]

pumbloom-initiative:

auralords:
pumbloom-initiative:
there are probably still people writing fanfiction and thinking that a foot long dick is normal
THAT IS NOT ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE DO NOT
I believe the biggest dick in the world, as in guinness book, is 13.5 inches and the guy who has it had said he felt woozy when he got hard due to less blood going to his head. My brain is FULL of useless facts.
oh my god
noooo

The person with the largest dick also cannot do vaginal sex due to putting the female at risk of injury.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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saccharinecyanide:

toxsic:
pard-on-my-hard-on:
kingerock288:
lupercos:
(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴＡＬＬＩＥＳ
This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well
(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual
(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary
(pheromones) Demisexual

(via saccharinecyanide)

[video]

May 25

just-shower-thoughts:

Someday, 3D printing might be capable of printing PC parts, allowing someone to literally download more RAM.

You wouldn’t download a computer

(via just-shower-thoughts)

Anonymous asked: Ha! Scared of demons, Rose?

rosexknight:

YES!
VERY!
I DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SUPERNATURAL DUDE!!

Don’t be rude anon.
You don’t fuck with demons.
Don’t fuck with a Ouija board.
Don’t fuck with the supernatural in general.