“We’ve become a culturally bankrupt country. We ban books like Little Red Riding Hood. We recoil through classical art, because it depicts the majesty of the human form. But most importantly, what we call football, ISN’T football. It’s rugby for fucking pussies!”
— The President of the United States (Cockney accent), Saints Row IV
100% hydrated. A fully formed wing, very realistic and well made.
75% hydrated. Still fully formed, realistic with some misshapen places at times.
50% hydrated. Malformed, skin begins to dry and magical shape dwindles. Still able to hold misshapen, loose, thin form.
25% hydrated. Wing begins to deteriorate. Only magical form left is the main line. Breaks away like dead leaves, very thin.
0% hydrated. No skin left of the wing, magic shape recedes into the body. Only sign of what once was a wing may be slight lumps of loose skin where they used to be. At this point the kelpie would be running out of magic, and starting to die of dehydration. A glass of water and a dip will restore the kelpies magic and morphing powers.
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Anonymous asked: >hooks and barbs oh christ above stop kp you are stirrin up bad feelings of a good kind
As you can see by this picture I took of my big brothers penis FOR SCIENCE, the kelpie penis is definitely more attractive and proper. I’ll give you a run down of the anatomy to educate you on why we have so much better genitals for our males.
A. The feelers of the penis. These are flabby and very flexible, like your normal pony ears and human earlobes. This provides extra stimulation, making sure that the male ejaculates a proper amount to assert his dominance or impregnate the female.
B. These special nubs provide much of the same stimulation as the feelers, but when these are rubbed they produce a special lubricating and protective gel, helping the male mate faster, more effectively, and with better ease. They only produce this gen when the male is fully erect and being stimulated, making the gel something that some people sell and buy for consumption and lubrication.
C. Barbs simple and true. These help dig into the insides to make sure breeding and domination goes through completely. While the other can break away from the male, it will result in their innards being ripped open and savaged more. As the penis gets harder, the barbs stick out more and more until in their fully erect position, as shown here.
D. The sheath, where the un-erect penis resides. When the male is ready to mate or dominate, his penis slowly comes out of the skin until fully erect, when he is done, it withdraws back into the protective pouch. This keeps the penis clean and sensitive.
really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads
#Older trainers taking on younger trainers with pokémon theyve caught recently#it trains their pokémon and helps the kids improve#Older trainers taking new trainers under their wing#I’m not even talking like 30 year olds here im talking 16 year olds meeting a soft-faced 10 year old#and that new child is crying because a pokémon knocked out their starter and they dont know what to do#and the older trainer is like hey heres a revive I’ll escrot you to a pokémon centre its fine we’ll get you sorted
Older trainers withdrawing low level pokemon from the pc to help train the younger trainers and giving them tips about the gym leaders
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Went to go pay for college. Got distracted by the campus officers kitty.
