Silver Tongue

May 19

rosexknight:

sweet-poni:

rosexknight:

sweet-poni:

I really want a diamond dog.

dracini makes really good ones~

uwu oh yis I’m very aware~ I’m actually waiting on one that we agreed on. >w< I told her not to rush it cuz she’s overwhelmed with things.

She is. She made mine, but it’s not colored yet. I’m more than willing to wait on things from her though. It’s always amazing.

She is good with a lot of species. She made my plant pone and they’re beautiful.

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equalistmako:

teejay-kay:

equalistmako:

The next time someone rudely asks me “so… what are you?” as a way of trying to figure out my race, I’m gonna answer as nervously as possible with “hahah ahah ahaha… human? liKE YOU?” and then walk about 3 feet away from them before stage whispering into my watch “I fear the humans are beginning to catch on. I believe it’s now time to proceed with Plan E.”

What amuses me is the Plan E part. That means several other plans have failed. You are a terrible secret agent.

[sweats and whispers into watch] “They’re definitely onto us.

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May 18

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Why does nobody use this face? I remember it being popular on flipnote.

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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