IM NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING
(via thatsthat24)
I punched a mirror today.
That happened
You saw someone as awesome as you and felt threatened?
[video]
This world needs more violent animals.
Or at least this country.
I wanna be able to go outside and expect something to run at me with the intent of eating me.
Move to uɐılɐɹʇsn∀.
Move to Australian? I didn’t know Australian was a place
(via adurot)
Deadass
whoop, there it is.
Imagine how much more could happen if the republican members of congress didnt decline all proposals out of spite
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
(via ryukodragon)
tbh i can see it already; somebody is going to see all the hype about greg saying “women are people” and they’re gonna say smthn along the lines of “yall are freaking out over a male character saying something that is basic common sense” but like
we gotta remember that we are not the target demographic for this show, despite being a large part of its audience. young children are. and even if it seems simple and common sense to us, a young child hearing a male character shoot down another male character for objectifying women and being sexist is really really important!!! we need to look at this show through the eyes a child who is more easily influenced than we are and respect the messages the crewniverse is trying to get across
(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)
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Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
(via deep-sea-prince)
PUTIN DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS VERY ILLEGAL MEME