Silver Tongue

May 15

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sexygoatgod:
“krispythinkings:
“slaygnstonhughes:
“gabrielleamaris:
“the-prophet18:
“universaldelusion:
“cutecurvycoffeebrat:
“Lol savage
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I no longer believe in the human race.
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This is the laziest shit ever
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How lazy can humans get?
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Have you...

sexygoatgod:

krispythinkings:

slaygnstonhughes:

gabrielleamaris:

the-prophet18:

universaldelusion:

cutecurvycoffeebrat:

Lol savage

I no longer believe in the human race.

This is the laziest shit ever

How lazy can humans get?

Have you never met white ppl?

I didn’t realise only white people lost mobility due to age, physical disability or degenerative illnesses.

Because the target market for this product are those people who are disabled or lack mobility. You are literally mocking people who cannot for whatever reason do something you take for granted and then packaging it up as a race issue.

I didn’t know my scoliosis keeping me from reaching all the way to my foot made me white.

I also didn’t know that time I got a cast after I blew out my knee was the reason I was white.

I wonder what race my grandmother and the dementia unit in the old folks home were when they were young.

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ally-mod:

aquilamon:

i hate when white people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies

like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger

i hate when white people do these “just how unhealthy is fast food?” studies

like literally no one gives a damn when youre starving and the only thing you can afford is that $2 burger

I also hate it when people make up facts about “how much cheaper it is to eat healthy”

Like, I’m all for a healthier diet if someone can afford it but don’t make up facts because it pisses people off

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[video]

Maybe it’s for the best that X-men and Avengers don’t cross over

i-wish-icouldntfeel-a-damn-thing:

2srooky:

dixie-chicken:

phiasmir:

Avengers: “Oh no, a metal man is making a metal army to terrorize the world! He’s indestructible! Metal!”

Magneto: [deep sigh]

Magneto: *raises arm*

Magneto: *clenches fist*

CREDITS

Post-credits scene is just twent minutes of him playing “stop hitting yourself” with Tony.

bucky is stuck to a traffic light and crying for steve to help him down.

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing

pheonix vs scarlet witch
All I’m saying

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Who will die on the titanic?

pshyeaitsmish:

Aries- no
Taurus- no
Gemini- no
Cancer- no
Virgo- no
Libra- no
Scorpio- no
Sagittarius- no
Leo- yes
Capricorn- no
Aquarius- no
Pisces- no

Which signs will win an oscar?

Aries- yes
Taurus- yes
Gemini- yes
Cancer- yes
Virgo- yes
Libra- yes
Scorpio- yes
Sagittarius- yes
Leo- no
Capricorn- yes
Aquarius- yes
Pisces- yes

(via probablyfakeblonde)

deansurvived:

the-prince-is-right:

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

“you done fucked up”

“the fuck did i tell you about political parties”

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“I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS.  PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.

Zombie George Washington for President 2k15

Unfortunately you can only serve two terms and he already did. If washington did somehow come up from the dead, he cannot run for president again.

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twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:

arrrrrmin:

connorstomacock:

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I can’t believe it took me 16 years to realize that this symbol is a fucking P and S

WHAT

FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

(via deep-sea-prince)

becausebirds:

ewilloughby:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herons

What the fuck

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Oh hey, I wrote an article about the green heron’s neck and its implications for paleoart a few years ago.

Green Heron is Elastibird

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frostbytemyrik asked: Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

phuijl:

momnar:

bukoya-reblogs:

joe-hibiki:

scribblekin:

thefangirlinggourgeist:

scribblekin:

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You have my attention

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

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Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

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(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.)
Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

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The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

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Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

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Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

1,385 pounds

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The strongest Pokemon we never knew

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Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym