mastermod WARDEN!THIS ASSHOLE IS STILL STEALING TIME MASTER ARTWORK FROM ME<JITTERBUGJIVE AND ANY OTHER GUEST ARTISTS THAT HAVE WORKED HARD FOR MASTERMOD!!!
Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous?
Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.
*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*
Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads.
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Did you know that ponies had not evolved legs until around 6 thousand years ago when we first domesticated them? Their thin but effective legs are still developing today. #PonyFacts
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I wonder if Bill Clinton is like, super hype for Hillary to be president, just so he can go check his secret hiding spots around the White House and see if his stuff is still there. I just imagine him prying up a floorboard, expecting his super cool army men toys to still be there, but there’s just a handwritten note (in crayon) that says “thanks for the kick ass toys eh heh heh - george w.” and his face just crumples. Hillary walks in to find him pouting with his face down on the floor, she asks him what’s wrong but his mumbled response is muffled by the carpet and she just throws up her hands in exasperation and walks away
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Violet Starling (Cinnyricinclus leucogaster) with feather detail. Iridescence in bird feathers is due to microstructures of the feather refracting light like a prism. Fossil evidence has shown that birds have had these structures in their feathers for at least 40 million years.
I WANT PURPLE RAVEN BIRB AS FAMILIAR
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Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”
Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”
My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.
Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)
What does it say about society when a group of adults could stand to take a lesson in humanity from a class of preschoolers?
Words cannot express how happy this makes me.Omg forever reblog
This is just… Wow…
(Source: facebook.com, via gassymexican)
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