Silver Tongue

May 18

amygdalae:
i love mass effect wish it wasn’t so military
hey Shepard wanna be the first human with an intergalactic war crime license

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setmyheartonfireimmediately:

we need to start releasing gnc people into small towns the way national parks release wolves

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steveyockey:

having the straight ear pierced is gay because you have to know which one is the gay ear

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plum-soup:

ostolero:
jamesspaderspyballoon:
ostolero:
favorite thing about jfk assassination jokes is that they’re ok because nobody was harmed
Uhm excuse me? Jackie was VERY embarrassed by all the photos of her big ass diving for cover. Small ass was the cool thing back then and she was devastated
yeah after that she’s definitely nobody
Actually Jackie was just embarrassed cause her gay ass husband fell asleep while she had her fat ass out. Her reputation never recovered

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lumiink:

Don’t mind me, just having fun designing different outfits for Marion to wear; needed something mindless to noodle on during a dead day at work.

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sasukesun:

yo L was so fucking stupid

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thatscarletflycatcher:

kdinjenzen:
kdinjenzen:
Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
Self-fulfilling prophecy
Tumblr is the Diogenes of social media.

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tentacleteapot:

ebookporn:
Originally posted by blueyieldsred

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ottermatopoeia:

bvbblebeam:
good morning gay people!!

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