Silver Tongue

May 12

i-eat-men-like-air:

womptacular:

i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated

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There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

(via rosexknight)

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alices-sugilite:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

LIFE SAVERS CAME FIRST ITS CANON

(via deep-sea-prince)

• me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
• me: rubs eyelid
• me: who the hell is bucky

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me as a history teacher in 20 years

• me: so i said yesterday we'd be talking about wars
• me: and since today is may 2nd im gonna be talking about a very special one
• me: the battle of hogwarts

Anonymous asked: What shapeshifter is the best shapeshifter?

dafs-fungeon:

So I don’t who all technically counts as shapeshifters…
But Link has had like 5 forms so BAM!

seven if you count the wolf and rabit form

iconuk01:

Museum staff has a betting pool on who will be first to try stealing bejewelled Faberge puzzle box embossed with two headed eagle, formerley owned by Charlie Chaplin. ‘#onlyingotham #mymoneyonpenguin

(via hashtagonlyingotham)