Silver Tongue

May 11

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Salty Spitoon vs Weenie Hut Jr’s.

jestre:

its-heiress-actually:

palahniu-k:

fh-horoscopes:

Salty Spitoon: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius 

Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

accurate

Super Weenie Hut Jr’s: Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

I hate seeing horoscopes get the shit deal when I know people in the signs who are the opposite in things like these. I know this is a joke, but it gets more annoying each time you see your zodiac get treated like they’re the bottom of the metaphorical totem pole.

It’s almost like horoscopes are complete fucking bullshit

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Do you have any reaction gifs of you?

a-random-mod:

jitterbugjive:

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What about this one?

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Goddamn it took three tries for it to finally load. Thanks tumblr.

sarcasticfina:

k1mkardashian:

making a playlist for my funeral because i don’t trust anyone else to be in charge of the music

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Do you have any reaction gifs of you?

jitterbugjive:

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What about this one?

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this is a mosquito hate blog

bepeu:

mosquitos are so stupid they dont fcking even have toes

Can someone reblog with the pleakley rant about mosquitoes?

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toxicninjapenguin:
“ nyeheggers:
“ ashkenazi-autie:
“ strawberry-bounce:
“ The real world.
”
This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job,...

toxicninjapenguin:

nyeheggers:

ashkenazi-autie:

strawberry-bounce:

The real world.

This is from That’s So Raven, where Chelsea and Raven apply to work at the same clothing shop. Chelsea is white; Raven is black. Chelsea gets the job, despite being utterly horrible at it, while Raven, who has a deep interest in fashion and knows how to handle clothes, does not. The girls find this deeply suspicious, so Chelsea wears a hat with a camera on it and questions the employer. The employer admits what she does in the gif above and Chelsea and Raven submit the footage to a news station.

And THAT is why That’s So Raven is the best TV show ever.

That’s not even the only reason why it was the best show ever

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blueroseliarhaha:
“neo-rama:
“joethejohnston:
“jeffliujeffliu:
“A refugee of an interstellar war…
”
but now he’s at you’re local grocery store!
”
cookie cat!
”
He left his family behind!!
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blueroseliarhaha:

neo-rama:

joethejohnston:

jeffliujeffliu:

A refugee of an interstellar war…

but now he’s at you’re local grocery store!

cookie cat!

He left his family behind!!

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charm0nder:

imanangelwithawinchester:

castielinablanket:

carnivaloftherandom:

antoinetriplett:

so in iron man 2

a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers

in spider-man 2

a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino

that’s great for all the little boys in the theater, but you know what I want?

i want a little girl to help the heroes

i want a six-year old redhead to kick nat’s gun to her

i want a twelve-year old with braces and a lisp to shake cap back to consciousness

i want a nine-year old latina girl to take clint by the hand and walk him down unfamiliar streets back to the main fight

i want a sixteen-year old black girl to kick an enemy in the back of the knees to save sam wilson

because girls are sitting in that audience too

and they deserve to see that

THIS.

I want a 3 year old in a tutu to bring Thor’s hammer to him

it got better

Can it be little Thor girl from the commercial?

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Can I just say the thought of a child being worthy of mjolnir makes me happy?

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