Silver Tongue

Jan 27

[video]

im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

greys-analogy:
toastpotent:
tilthat:
TIL that when a domestic pig gets out into the wild, it will revert to a wild state in a matter of months, growing tusks, a hairy coat and becoming more aggressive.
via reddit.com
*disappears into the wild and reverts into a great ape*
Are you saying humans are domestic apes
are we not?

Look at this loser, can’t even turn into the great ape with the help of the Moon.

(via rockboci)

[video]

tredlocity:

I love this part because the gag is she assembled the desk right in front of the door, thereby trapping herself inside the room. In the manga, she just outright says it.
But in the anime, they show her standing up, looking for the exit, realizing her mistake, and going “Well, fuck.”

(Source: animetitle, via chefpyro)

colossalfauna:

frantastically:
the kids go to a con on earth c and rose jade and john all go dressed as dave. dave is dressed as dirk. dirk is also dressed as dave.

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tripletriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad:

I call this match: “Two moms have to corral their unruly children out of a Walmart”

(Source: blicky-magician, via mbulteau)

blankowalski:

I still can’t get over this scene

(via aeritus)