Silver Tongue

May 11

lightningmusou:
“IGN, you dense, ignorant fools. One of the reasons that Splatoon is as fun as it is is because there isn’t voice chat. Anyone can play the game and feel safe because they don’t have opponents spouting abusive slurs into a headset mic...

lightningmusou:

IGN, you dense, ignorant fools. One of the reasons that Splatoon is as fun as it is is because there isn’t voice chat. Anyone can play the game and feel safe because they don’t have opponents spouting abusive slurs into a headset mic like a stereotypical Call of Duty player.

Further, the game’s objectives are simple enough that voice chat is not a requirement for strategy. Why? Because the goal is to coat as much of the landscape in your team’s ink color as you possibly can. See a surface that hasn’t been covered in ink yet? Cover it in ink! How about that surface covered in the enemy team’s color? Cover it in your own ink and claim it!

But no, you Mountain Dew-swilling, Dorito-munching chowderheads. Splatoon absolutely needs a feature that would only make the experience less appealing and accepting to a wider audience.

(via deep-sea-prince)

May 10

varkiee:
“mountaindewftw:
“ ishouldbeallowedtothink:
“ cannibalcoalition:
“
DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.
That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.
Baking soda and peroxide...

varkiee:

mountaindewftw:

ishouldbeallowedtothink:

cannibalcoalition:

 

DO. NOT. DO. THIS.

Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.

That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.

Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.

DO NOT DO THIS.

left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA

I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.

staff kill this whole post plz to save lives

(via jestre)

sweet-poni:

help my friends are attractive what do

You could cry

(via sweet-poni-deactivated20151104)

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

They sail from shore to shore on their friendship because it’s not about the destination it’s the journey

(via thatsthat24)

craftykraken:

HAIL ZORC

The videogame or the monster bakura is trying to summon?

(via )

skiretehfox:
“downrightpawnch:
“sixpenceee:
“This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland.
”
its a palm tree
”
I hate you
”

skiretehfox:

downrightpawnch:

sixpenceee:

This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland.

its a palm tree

I hate you

(via thatsthat24)

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lennythereviewer:

agoutirex:

thehungryhungryreader:

cristyceci:

stumbledoutofacave:

thehungryhungryreader:

mister-kitschy:

thegooftroop:

who was that one artist who drew like what felt like every school decoration ever

and why did they draw the same face face on everything

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like this

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

I always thought their faces must open like reverse drawbridges.

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F E E D  M E

Does it have to be human?

No, it can be a mouse too!

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How do you know the mouth swings out? what if the mouth…swings…IN

Is this Five Nights at Freddy’s?

(via jwcartoonist)

I wonder at what point he realized it was a troll

I wonder at what point he realized it was a troll

(via )