my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
except that
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
they pee
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES
1 out of 512
(via town-of-salem)
Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time.
Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.
well that’s just painfully accurate
Yeah and it’s enough to bring some people to tears because of the situation
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
let me lay this down for you simply as can be;
i hate cis people jokes do not kill.
i hate trans people jokes do kill.
transphobia kills, gets people kicked out of families/homes, they lose jobs, they get literally spat on in any sense of the manner, and anytime they vent their frustration, they get spat on again.
cisphobia hurts feelings. thats it. people dont die. people keep their jobs, people are rewarded for saying crude things about transfolk. nothing bad happens. at all.
Is suicide not a thing considered in this post or what.
Bullying anyone for something they can’t fucking help can kill. Because people are hurt when they’re shamed.
Stop trying to defend being an asshole and making people feel bad about themselves because you feel like one type of person gets more flack than another. That’s fucking sick.
Also hating someone for their sexuality or gender is hate no matter who or what you are and cannot be excused.
(via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)
I just played ToS and right when I get into the ranked lobby “server will restart in ten minutes” appears. The town goes crazy: jailor randomly executes and gets a gf. vet kills another maf everyone is shouting in caps and excited for the updates + we lynch Samuel Paris for fun to have him brought back to life to almost lynch him again. It was crazy and super fun :D
Server restarts are like the purge
(via town-of-salem)
(via rosexknight)
Anonymous asked: Went out onto my fire escape to smoke and nearly walked right into tied up man hanging upside down. Guy asked me for a cigarette while he waited for the cops to come and arrest him. #OnlyinGotham
(via thatsthat24)
i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.
like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ “oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”
y/y
oh my gosh yes
“but what are they biologically?”
“…they are human.”
oh my god
“But what is between their legs?!”
“That is not of your concern, but on a good day, myself!”
IM SCREAMING
#thor’s the kind of guy who would hear that joke #you know #’who wears the pants in your relationship?’ #’well if we’re doing it the right way #neither of us’ #and he’d just BELLOW with laughter #because yes no pants for both of us #excellent (via tinpanali)
HELP
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