absolutely everything in the world can be referenced back to an episode of spongebob
Tumblr is like that episode where spongebob was afraid of robots. Everyone freaked out before even looking into if what he was saying was even true or not.
Can we take a moment an appreciate how graceful Rose Quartz is? Especially in this scene:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an overweight women shown as being graceful, floating, or gently landing on anything. Everything about Rose Quartz is so good and having an overweight woman being shown as an ethereal beauty instead of a joke is really nice.
Does anyone remember that one fat woman who injured herself and when she was recovering she posted a video of it ans someone had no idea so he made fun of her but when she was fully recovered she showed esactly how gracefull she is? I think she should play rose if there is ever a live action SU thing
it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
Mom hit our ceiling with a broom to try and get them to shut up.
One of them came down and called US disrespectful for doing that.
You know what else is disrespectful?
CAUSING CONSTANT NOISE TO THE POINT WHERE I HAVE TO TAKE ANXIETY MEDS EVEN AFTER WE TOLD THEM MANY TIMES ABOUT IT. MY ATIVAN IS MEANT FOR EMERGENCYS I SHOULDN’T BE TAKING IT BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKERS.
HAVING YOUR DOG PISS ON THE PORCH AND HAVING IT DRIP ONTO MOM IF SHE’S OUTSIDE SMOKING. OR RUINING OUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WITH MORE DOG PISS.
