Silver Tongue

May 06

My little sister just came up to me and said
“Did you know we’re made out of silk? God made us.”
And, like, I know I’m a Satanist and was raised half-Jewish for most of my life but like…I think I have a handle on the bible and I”m pretty sure God made Adam out of like thin air and Eve out of his rib?

I thought Adam was made of clay.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

killbenedictcumberbatch:
Did you know the word rainbow has a letter for all the colors?
Red
Aorange
It’s yellow
Ngreen
Blue
Oh, indigo
What’s up with purple
ive been informed that it should be violet and not purple i fucked up and this text post is cancelled

(via jwcartoonist)

shinjutori:

donthatethegeek:
What to do with your old CDs.
DIAMOND DRAGON

(via thatsthat24)

imafuturist:

Leaked Sony Email Confirms Marvel’s Clueless About “Female Movies”
Iron Man 2 wasn’t the movie Jon Favreau wanted to make. Marvel interfered heavily with his work and turned the project into an infomercial for The Avengers
Why Marvel’s Gamora & Black Widow Were Missing From Merchandise
Scarlett Johansson Would Do a ‘Black Widow’ Movie if Joss Whedon Directs It
Marvel came to Joss about the movie, and what he said was, ‘I’m tapped out’

Fandom, please don’t hate-mob our future creatives that report heavily to higher ups. Joss Whedon does not control MCU. Blaming him for all your problems with Ultron is lazy. Stop with the death threats already and write to Marvel instead.
DON’T BE A BULLY 2K15