Is this whole thing about people thinking black widow calling herself a monster because she’s infertile? Did they miss the part where she was trained to no care for life? The part where she was trained to kill without the blink of an eye? the part where she was to become an emotionless killing machine? The reason she sees herself as a monster is because she’s killed more people than hulk probably has. It has nothing to do with her being infertile, but her being infertile makes it hard to have a family.
All valid points, but the way it was presented wasn’t under this context.
So the flashback of her shooting the target only for it to turn into a random person right before she calls herself a monster wasn’t context enough? Don’t give me excuses, the context of it was that she was tailored to be an unloving killing machine. she didn’t even mention that she was sterile until bruce said he can’t have kids out of fear.
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Bruce Wayne has opened up a charity to help pay for the collateral damage caused by batman #OnlyInGotham
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
Bohemian rhapsody is like the default song.
Everyone knows it and when they got nothing to listen to they listen to that and sing it super loud.
It’s like harry potter. Harry potter is the default fandom that everyone is in and loves but nobody will say it’s their favourite series but everyone knows everything about it and will watch it if it’s on
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WHY DOES AMERICAN IDIOT SOUND LIKE THE JOHNNY TEST THEME SONG WHAT THE FUCK
IM NOT IMAGINING IT
i’m deleting off this earth
THis makes me uncomfortable
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people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”
yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST
like
fuck flying cars, guys
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Okay but imagine in the DC World it’d totally be a thing to have #OnlyInGotham trending, a bunch of tweets recounting the most unbelievable shit you ever saw while living/working in Gotham
#OnlyInGotham Just had to serve starbucks to The Riddler. Spelled his name wrong on purpose.
So Two-Face came into my bakery today. Spend an hour arguing with himself on what to get. wtf. #OnlyInGotham
Lol just saw someone dressed as The Scarecrow, was pretty convincing! #OnlyInGotham
-Dude that guy escaped Arkham this afternoon
-wHAT“I just saw Batman help a mother duck and her little ducklings cross the street. That Gordon dude on tv was right, crime really is down. #OnlyInGotham”
The Target I work at just stocked these ridiculous question mark decorations. Guess who’s getting robbed tonight. #OnlyInGotham
-those things probably only sell in Gotham anyway, well “sell”Turned on the tv and apparently my psychology professor was arrested for kidnapping and murder… #OnlyInGotham
Someone just commissioned me the weirdest suit ever… It’s green and purple… is it a cosplayer or do I go to the cops? #OnlyInGotham
^ I though it might be Joker but turns out it was just the Riddler so nvmd….
“Just saw Robin doing a handstand outside…on top of my car…#onlyingotham”
-Update: witnessed some grade A parenting when Batman saw him.It’s still going look at this. Amazing.
Weird short guy came into the hat shop today looking for a top hat and wouldn’t stop calling me Alice. WTF. #OnlyinGotham
^ RUN
just had to deliver pizza to the roof of our building. looks like a slow night for Batgirl and Robin #OnlyInGotham
Just saw catwoman drop whatever she stole to help a cat in a red jumpsuit #OnlyInGotham
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