Silver Tongue

May 05

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Wait hold on.

nomediocre:

njborn95:

thisiseverydayracism:

I’m hispanic and I live in a wealthy neighborhood. My mother is an international business woman, has her own cooperation in 5 different countries, and makes more than $500,000 per year. In middle school, we moved into this gated subdivision, and the houses in the area are mostly valued more than $700,000. When we moved into our new house, everyday I would go get the mail, and there would always be a $1 bill placed inside. I thought someone might have mistakenly put that in our mailbox. Everyday the dollar bill was placed there, and it clearly meant something. It was message saying it was uncommon for a hispanic family to be able to pay for living in the subdivision. That was the first incident of racism I experienced. The second was when my mother put me into a private catholic school in the town we moved into. The school was mostly caucasian, and I was probably the only hispanic in my grade. One day a boy was talking about how his room was always dirty, and then turned to me and said, “ Hey! Can your mom come clean my room, she’s, like really good at cleaning, right?” So I turned to the boy and said, “ She doesn’t even clean our house, its too big. But we have these 2 white ladies who come clean it every weekend. If your mom needs a job, she can come join them. They never finish on time.“ 

Destroyed

Shattered!

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maybeiwasserious:

plushestrumpest:

bakafox:

thebluestrokes:

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“So kids, like what your seeing?”

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“Samantha, I noticed that your “fun-o-meter’ is stuck in the middle. Why is that?

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“Well the robots are cool, but why aren’t there any girls?”

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“Why couldn’t the long lost brother be a long lost sister?“

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“And how are all their disparate technologies able to connect to each other?”

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“Doesn’t like boys!”

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“Doesn’t understand robots!”

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“That’s”

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“That’s not what I said!”

Damn.

Cartoon Network is getting too damn real

I watched the episode and experienced firsthand her absolute level of done she injected on that last line.

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twofingerswhiskey:

why do parents punish children for not doing well in school and take away their phones/etc instead of offering to help them or get them help like literally your kid might have a learning disability and you’re not helping by causing them even more distress by taking away something they love until they magically improve

Because it’s obviously because they have unlimited knowledge in the palm of their hands and not because standardize education is bullshit

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everyday-conman:
“ holligenet:
“ shyandsmiley:
“ aspidelaps:
“ babeobaggins:
“ nasadad:
“ uylg:
“ rotbabe:
“ If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.
”
Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team
”
No you’re...

everyday-conman:

holligenet:

shyandsmiley:

aspidelaps:

babeobaggins:

nasadad:

uylg:

rotbabe:

If you see this do NOT call an exterminator, call a beekeeper to relocate them for you.

Fuck that, I’m calling a SWAT team

No you’re not

Hey man! Bees are extremely important! They are the worlds most efficient and effective pollinators! without bees we wouldn’t have lots of fruit and vegetables and nuts! Like cucumbers, almonds, cherries, and that’s just naming a few. Because these plants can only be pollinated by bees, therefore if there were no bees there would be none of those foods! that’s why you gotta kiss bees and not kill them

Yep! These bees are swarming. They have all gathered there before heading off together to find a new place to build a hive! At this point in a Swarm, the bees can actually just be knocked in to a box and taken to an appropriate Hive, as long as you have the queen. She’s in there somewhere. Honestly during the swarm ball bees are pretty chill. Nothing to get over excited or frightened about.

Bees are the least likely to harm you while they’re swarming like this. At this point, there isn’t a hive or any young for them to protect. Seriously, it’s not worth jacking nature even more just because you don’t wanna get stung (especially when you’re very unlikely to be)

Bees are dying off in an alarming rate and we need to do everything we can to help them. If they’re not around to pollinate our food crops, we are truly screwed.

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Save the bees save the world

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Tumblr in a Nutshell

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lizzymodblog:
“greensalamander:
“gearholder:
“ FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even believe this shit,
have you seen this shit?
Fuck I just watched this shit
Fuck Jessie Eisenburg man
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goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking...

lizzymodblog:

greensalamander:

gearholder:

FUCK YO SHIT I can’t even believe this shit,
have you seen this shit?
Fuck I just watched this shit

Fuck Jessie Eisenburg man

goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the bow FUCK yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit

mother fucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time mother fucking built shit with his bare hands mother fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg

I’m very tired

I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day!
Shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have
to say about the facebook movie
Fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half
fuck jessi eisenburg man
He fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing
Trent resin or did hte soundtrack
fuck this guy who invented facebook
I don’t like dying. I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook
All I can think is hte guy who played the guy who invented facebook
WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FACEBOOK?

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rosexknight:
“His name is Starboard. Captain of Equestria’s Royal Navy. He and his crew were tasked with hunting and killing Kelpies terrorizing Equestrian waters. Tragedy struck and he lost his lieutanant (lover, brother idk yet). Thing is he did so...

rosexknight:

His name is Starboard. Captain of Equestria’s Royal Navy. He and his crew were tasked with hunting and killing Kelpies terrorizing Equestrian waters. Tragedy struck and he lost his lieutanant (lover, brother idk yet). Thing is he did so because they were doing something that was his job. So, he feels HE should have died. Now he’s traumatized and drowns his sorrows with alcohol.

Yep. I broke him.

dracini made him for me and I love it <3

I think that’s a new record on how fast you broke a new character