Silver Tongue

Jan 26

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realizing you’ve been using this website for so long that there are people who knew you as a teen on here

Ouch oof why did I have to be tall ouch oof why are my feet so big ouch oof I wish I could do the dishes without breaking my back ouch oof I hate myself

oh god thats the worst. especially when the upper back camps up in the middle of dishes

kosmonin:

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onion-souls:

tinyinumason:
unseeliedyke:
Oh my god the Romans were gamers

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criticalrolo:

I think it’s important that you all know that Griffin McElroy was a guest at a Fantasy High liveshow, and in this show he played a Stoner Firblog Druid who, when confronting an enemy, created a bubble around them, hotboxed it, told the guy to inhale, then turned HIMSELF into gas, got into his lungs, and then turned into a warhorse IN HIS LUNGS

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silver-tongues-blog:

musingsofaraven:
thunderdice:
When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:
Originally posted by gifsme
Gif by @gifsme
There’s several reasons I love this gif:
1. The WTF reaction by the ref
2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s
3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)
4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back
when the barbarian tries to grapple the bard

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