Silver Tongue

May 03

The Entire Age of Ultron Movie

Everyone: Tony no
Tony: TONY YES
...
Tony: okay no tony no

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silver-tongues-blog asked: I got you to have sex with a pillow because of hypnosis that one time

scraps-is-busy:

HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT KIND OF LIES ARE THIS! AHAHAHAHA!
<.<…. >.>…..

You and I both know it’s true
hypnosis is powerful

jerkcastration:

me: my mental illness gets in the way of making art and i dont feel comfortable sharing it right now bc im not in a good enough place
non-mentally ill person: use your depression to inspire art! make art about being depressed! thats what artists do, since they’re all mentally ill, right? they FUEL themselves on it. be INSPIRED BY YOUR SUFFERING! pain is beautiful. life is beautiful

(via )

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thorkizilla:

p.s. if you don’t think Thor is truly a god among men:
NO YOU’RE WRONG

ONLY A GOD COULD STEP ON A LEGO

AND THEN THE LEGO CONCEDES FIRST, TRULY THIS IS IRONCLAD EVIDENCE OF GODHOOD

NO ARGUMENTS WILL BE HEARD

(via deep-sea-prince)

Steve: LANGUAGE.
Tony: Please be a secret door...yay!
Clint: *points arrow at Pietro* Nobody would know.
Natasha: Beep beep!
Bruce: *being told Barton's still Barton after treatment* Oh, that's terrible.
Thor: You're all not worthy.
Me:
Me:
Me: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES

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kelpiesnshit:

Look at it