Silver Tongue

May 03

sweet-poni:

guys let me tell you a thing

if you buy an adoptable

you don’t have to use it.

But at one point you wanted them.

Please don’t ask for a refund.

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May 02

Anonymous asked: Half of this drama was just lazy cis "allies" telling trans women what should offend them.

SJWs are just people acting oppressed over the dumbest shit to hide the fact that they aren’t even in or understand the community they are attempting to defend. They are just people claiming to be offended so that they may hide their own priviledges and act like special snowflakes. The worst part is that even if they won’t admit it, they are acting like being not cis/het is a choice or fashion trend or some shit like that.

thatsthat24:

dragon-in-a-fez:

night-fury-pamphlets:

the-pyromaniacs-lily:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

I cannot believe that that ‘that that’ thing is a thing we use in english

I cannot believe that that “that that that that thing is a thing” thing is a thing you just said

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I can not believe that that I, thatsthat24, have not reblogged this “that that that that thing is a thing” thing.

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Cartoons are for kids-

pearlpines:


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all-hail-bill-nye:
“ totally-stab-caesar:
“ jennytrout:
“ jennytrout:
“ magdalenarivera:
“ #it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’ ”
#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any...

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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maybe-sorta-kinda:
“thebobblehat:
“awkwardarbor:
“ didgeridooyouloveme:
“ caseyanthonyofficial:
“ That gazebo is so fucked
”
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you
sure?
”
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
”
This has hit...

maybe-sorta-kinda:

thebobblehat:

awkwardarbor:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

I cried

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troyler-phancake:
“hamm1babe:
“cookienun:
“avraham-chaim:
“clarityfairy:
“peeerfectt:
“ retroluminati:
“ ideasunknown:
“ This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.
”
omfg
”
So beAutiful
”
Wait
”
Yeah it’s not circular...

troyler-phancake:

hamm1babe:

cookienun:

avraham-chaim:

clarityfairy:

peeerfectt:

retroluminati:

ideasunknown:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

and just where the fuck are we going

this gif and wondering where the sun is taking us is making me imagine all of the planets just like annoying the frick out of the sun. Like the sun is just going about its day and these fuCKIN planets are just like “hey sun” “hey sun” “hey where are we going sun” “hey sun”

“Are we there yet”

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