Silver Tongue

May 02

celestia-stuff:

Almost time for getting my Internett back :D

More like interneck

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

What if the person to cure cancer can’t afford to go to higher education because she was forced to raise a child she never asked for in highschool?

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fab-fun-potatoe:

My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered on screen.

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porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

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ask-wiggles:

I AM IN LOVE WITH TROUBLESHOES

How many times do you think he’s tried to take his life but failed because his luck refuse to let him?

thatsthat24:

rum:

rum:

What do you call a shipment of snails?

Escargo

Snipment

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torple:

on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know

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castielcampbell:
“ thegoodnaysayer:
“ roachpatrol:
“ grinderman2:
“ Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick
”
what the fuck
no
”
OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
”
for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s...

castielcampbell:

thegoodnaysayer:

roachpatrol:

grinderman2:

Button quail chick (on left) and chicken chick

what the fuck

no

image

OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.

for a second i thought a chick birthed a tinier chick. and i was like NO, that’s just TOO YOUNG

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