Silver Tongue

Jan 26

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pigeonleg:
“wooloo and what i hope for shiny wooloo
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pigeonleg:

wooloo and what i hope for shiny wooloo

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notcorrectwitcher:
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“Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic
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how did I never once think to use tape fuck
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one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets...

notcorrectwitcher:

rubykgrant:

squided:

newtonpermetersquare:

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

Holy shit

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devildaisies:

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devildaisies:

a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit

a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve 

a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there

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BE NICE TO ME

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Jan 25

Anonymous asked: asriel C5 of the most recently reblogged emotion meme

aeritus:

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omg i havent drawn undertale ina ges, thank you anon

lesbianlondongrammar:

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saturday jorts

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prokopetz:

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

being transformed into a swan, the most vicious creature in nature, allowed her to access her inner diva in a way that was completely foreign to her as a sweet-natured child. and from that day forward everyone in a three-county radius was fucking terrified of anything with wings.

it’s a lovely day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan

Untitled Princess Swan Game.

kitbulls:

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young sheev masterpost

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