Silver Tongue

May 01

feet are in agony

dracini:

Bleeding from so much walking
wahhhh
Show me cute ponies 

Agony?
Is it beyond power of speech?

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vann-haal:

the-goddamazon:

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all fade away as time passes. The being tells one of their lovers, whom they’ve been with for ten years or so, about their ability, and the lover begs to have the energy shared with them so they can be together for eternity.

“I can’t,” the immortal says.

“Why not?” the lover asks.

“I’m already sharing my power.”

“With who?”

The immortal looks down. “My cat.”

COLD BLOODED

I FUCKING LOST IT

CATS WONT LEAVE YOU OR JUDGE YOU

(via deep-sea-prince)

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kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

REALLY disappointed in updog…. don’t think I can support it anymore knowing it’s so problematic :^(

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NOTHIN MUCH


WHAT’S UP


WITH YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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fuckyesvoltaire:
“ ismayell:
“ These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.
Generation 80 don’t give a shit.
”
Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar” ”

fuckyesvoltaire:

ismayell:

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

Or:  ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”

(via deep-sea-prince)

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