Silver Tongue

Apr 30

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But seriously, saying a dog living for only four years is healthy is like saying a person who dies from health reasons when they’re 28 is perfectly natural. It’s not. People usually live until they’re at least their 70s. Golden retrievers are supposed to live until they’re 11. Having one that only lived to be four is nothing to brag about. 

jwblogofrandomness:

thegreatdelta:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

queenruune:

chellesilverstein:

simplecircuitry:

datani:

If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so. 

Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.

Dogs actually beg for food because they’ve been domesticated to trust humans.
They beg because they believe that their judgement is more fallible than their caretaker human.
I’ve gotten my dog to willingly take medicines that no dog would ever eat of her free will otherwise.
We literally train pets to believe that we know best, are their pack leader, and will protect them.
That is the promise you make when you own a pet, and they believe you.
If you break that promise and hurt their health, you’re a really bad person.

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Bullshit. I fed my golden retriever a vegan diet. He lived a long healthy 4 years.

Give it time you are slowly killing him.

I fed my golden retriever a non-vegan diet and she lived for 14 long years.

You must be doing something wrong.

Yeah, four years is a really short. Like, it’s not even half their expected lifespan. A golden retriever is expected to live at least 11 years and can live up to 15 years if you take really good care of them. The person didn’t reach half of the expected life span which would be between 5 and 6 years.

Cats and Dogs are supposed to eat meat. They die if they don’t.

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Amn gone arso and clutched it out

So, N1 arso leaves. Some people are killed by vet. exe accuses vet but fails to lynch. there ends up being no maf. Arso and Witch left before the game started

N2: amn becomes arso and some more people are killed by vet. Someone is also killed by wolves. I accuse the person who claimed surv.

N3: I become arso, vig shot the “surv” who turned out to be wolf. Arso was killed by vet. vet has no more alerts and is acting as impromptu mayor. I tell him I’m lookout. I know he’s doused from my fallen arso buddy.

N4: Vig shoots spy. I douse a sheriff. We try to lynch the exe but it doesn’t go through.

N5: I ignite. Come morning, I’m left with doctor, exe now jes and last sheriff.

N6: I douse sheriff. I continue claiming lookout and ask if he was doused. He doesn’t answer.

N7: I douse the doctor. Ask her in whispers and accuse the jester when she says yes. Sheriff comes back and we lynch the jester. I abstain.

N8: I ignite and win with jester.

royst148:
“We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.
”
oh

royst148:

We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.

oh

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commonsuburbankid:
“put this in the history books
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commonsuburbankid:

put this in the history books 

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thecheesyllama:

thecheesyllama:

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

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