I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.
Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.
i bet that person listens to post-jizz or jizz-pop and doesn’t want even know what classic jizz sounds like
Not that I take issue with jizz subgenres, there’s some excellent post-jizz bands like “the clones” and “flarg” but like, if you haven’t heard courescant jizz classics like Baz Splegor or Tito Maru or looked into the dark history of the Death Jizz movement from Concordia or heard some of the underrated twi'lek jizz groups I don’t think you can really call yourself a jizz fan
