ok i saw this on twitter and i’m jacking it but tell me 3 things you are proud you accomplished in 2020 🥰 i know it’s been a shit year but no accomplishment is too small or insignificant
Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone keeps calling me out for procrastinating and I always cry at them that, “It’s Perry, the platypus!” Nobody believes me. “Stop making excuses, it’s just a regular platypus.” I look behind me and Perry has taken off his hat and does that weird purring noise.
didn’t realize this was a dream, thought it was just a weird allegory for adhd
9/11 truther conspiracies are old, we need to spice things up and make people 9/11 DENIERS. like, you just straight up think 9/11 never happened. the towers just did that.