Silver Tongue

Apr 27

“you can’t like hans???? he left anna to die and almost murdered elsa.”
“hans is a sociopath and if you like him you’re a sociopath”
“hans fans genuinely frighten me”

I bet 10 bucks that the people who accuse others of being sociopaths for liking hans think that loki is jsut a poor misunderstood baby.

(via probablyfakeblonde)

Anonymous asked: Maybe she thing "this is part of the cooking ritual that humans do, I not weant dissapoint steven doing it wrong.. so I'm gona do it even if he nt see me."

garnet is the best

Wait wait wait wait wait

Why the FUCK

DOES GARNET NEED OVEN MITS!?

SHE SWAM TO THE BOTTOM OF A LAVA LAKE AND HAD SCOLDING HOT COFFEE DUMPED ON HER!

(via deep-sea-prince)

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shellysbees:

transparasite:
tastefullyoffensive:
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.
But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

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If there’s ever carmageddon mod for gta V pc, therealjacksepticeye Has to race markiplier across the map with it.

jwblogofrandomness:

That’s not Wanda, Wanda is pink.
That’s Juandissimo Magnifico!

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america-wakiewakie:

sassylikesassafras:
somalisupremacy:
america-wakiewakie:
Girl gets out of underage drinking ticket by beating cop at rock-paper-scissors at Texas music festival | NY Daily News
This is what white privilege looks like.
^^
She didn’t get out of it. I know her and she got suspended from school, and the cops are suspended without pay until it can be decided if they will be fired…
Wait, so you are saying a police officer’s job is in jeopardy because they didn’t give a ticket to a drunk white girl, yet 9 times out of 10 a cop won’t get fired for shooting and killing a black or brown person?
Apparently, in this society knowing when to ticket white people carries more weight than knowing when not to kill black and brown people.

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