Silver Tongue

Jan 24

teathattast:

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aggressively-southern-gay:

funkysafari:

This echidna, in Australia, had been seeking ants in red earth. by Rod Waddington

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yesthatgino:

spicywillgraham:

weirdness-is-good:

carnival-phantasm:

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

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omegaverse:

omegaverse:

I absolutely hate falling asleep with YouTube autoplaying on TV I dozed off at my desk and when I woke up a 2+ hour Skyrim lore vid was on and I genuinely had a “where the fuck am I ???” Moment

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gallusrostromegalus:

lierdumoa:

phemiec:

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

I think the most incandescent rage I ever sent my least favorite uncle into was calling him “Cliffany”.

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donald-trump-official:

donald-trump-official:

Next time I get called in for jury duty imma just… walk out halfway through the opening statements

If a juror got up and walked out during the opening statements in literally any other trial anywhere in the country, they would be immediately removed from the jury and possibly charged with contempt of court.

Every senator who got up and walked out of the senate chamber during the opening statements should be expelled from this trial and have their vote as a member of the jury stripped from them, for violating the rules of the proceedings and their oaths to impartiality and the constitution.

Yes, even democrat senators.

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wodneswynn:

wodneswynn:

It’s a shame that J.K. Rowling got run over by that bus on this very day all those years ago. Damned shame.

Oh I think we all know what bus it was

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jadedsoggy:

movie-robotnik-positivity:

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lizardsister:

d&d side quest ideas

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