Silver Tongue

Apr 22

quantumstarlight:
“oradianto:
“cumaeansibyl:
“vassraptor:
“leah-writes-words:
“ c-rope:
“ blanketforyourshock:
“ “ you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
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#oh my god
That’s what they said
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I love how...

quantumstarlight:

oradianto:

cumaeansibyl:

vassraptor:

leah-writes-words:

c-rope:

blanketforyourshock:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion

#oh my god

That’s what they said

I love how many of them are praying

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

😂

Wait but there are more! 

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that last pic is one hell of a baptism

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jitterbugjive:

no there’s no secret twist to her personality, she’s actually that cute.

That usually means you’re gonna kill her off soon

seaweedbrain-saiyan-animagus:

carryonmy-assbutt:

averypottermormon:

shrugging:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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“hogwarts’ fast train”

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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my country everybody. the only language where if you slap a keyboard you’re probably spelling it right

this post makes me think of bilgsteim crumblewharf

i hate how we all know who that is

Who doesn’t know bandersnatch cuttlebottom

I like house wfftipwff

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possumpogo-deactivated20150808 asked: LOOK OUT MOTHERFUCKERS, THE FOX HAS ARRIVED

crunchy-sheep:

undeadparadox:

possumpogo:

undeadparadox:

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Oh sweet Jesus

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fuck, gifs work please >:U

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Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

itsleightaylor:

And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

(via rosexknight)

oncielover1:

Story time with Oncie in slight-relation to the dog post I just reblogged:

I was dating a guy that had a pitbull and he was abusive to it, and I didn’t know until I visited for the first time, and reached toward it, and it flinched. When he came in the room its tail dropped completely. So, naturally, I was pissed off, because animals are all my little babies idgaf if they’re bigger than me or not, so I asked him to leave the room so I could try to coax the dog to come see me. 

It did, slowly slinking over and I snuggled him up as soon as he was relaxed. My boyfriend came back in, and the dog instantly cowered away, so I asked what was going on, and he went on a rant about how ‘stupid and useless the dog was, and how he had to constantly put it in its place’. 

Long story short: I broke his nose and took his dog.

Another fun story: A friend of mine wanted me to visit her dad with her so I did and he had a pitbull. So I asked to see it, and he told me how violent the dog was, saying how it always attacked people and had bitten him, and said he was putting it down. So since when it comes to animals I have no regard for peoples stupid rules, I shoved past him and went back into this fenced in area he had in his backyard with the dog in it. 

I opened the gate, and the dog instantly turned and looked, and I stepped in and the dog started running, as fast as it could. And I heard the dad go ‘watch your dumb friend get bitten. Maybe then she’ll learn her lesson” and I ignored him and knelt on the ground and spread my arms, and the dog barreled right into my arms and made some of the happiest puppy noises I’ve ever heard, and licked my face and wagged her tail and wanted to play and let me snuggle her

The point of these stories: Animals aren’t the bad guys. They shouldn’t be punished for the mistakes of the humans that own them. A dog shouldn’t be put down because it’s being abused and is trying to defend itself. Animals shouldn’t be punished for mistakes humans make, when we defend ourselves with guns and knives if something bigger than us attacks us. Why is it so wrong for them to use their teeth to defend themselves when humans abuse and beat them? For no reason? All dogs do is love us unconditionally, what reason do people have to abuse them? And then get them put down when they try to defend themselves? You made that dog like that you sonofabitch and the dog shouldn’t have to pay for you wrongdoings and inadequacies. 

Never blame the breed, blame the owner. Dogs are little babbies by nature and must be given a lot of love and they are all so cute.

(via deep-sea-prince)

guide to new meme:

featherofficial:

featherofficial:

the snake/snail memes formed separately, so they have different formats. with snake, the full phrase goes first, but with snail, the shortened phrase goes first with the full version in parentheses.
basically it’s “snake people, or sneeple” vs “sneeple (snail people)”

everyone reblog this so people can be informed on proper meme usage

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Priority One Alert

markiplier:

Emergency: People on Tumblr overreacted to something they didn’t fully understand.

In other breaking news water still wet. Scientists baffled.

Live and let live, today was a good day :)
<3 Markimoo