Silver Tongue

Apr 21

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somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

walkin fast

faces pass and im homebound

What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

(via wuffleton)

rosexknight asked: Now the conversation on my NSFW blog is which female character would make a better dominatrix for fem!dom purposes...

rosexxxknight:

rosexknight:

moomuffns-blog:

for me its a toss up between libo and cammy tbh XD

I could actually see Cammy. If it’s anyone it’d be her.

Lady of the Changelings and all…

Changelings have goo to bind people

Tmi whatever

Ask me personal shit.

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othercat2:

lemonsharks:

star-anise:

twentiesordie:

freegucci:

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

preach

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.

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computergrump:

thecubwonder:

vince-mcmuffin:

Z E B R A F O R C E

LAMATHRUST

HE USED A LIFELINE ON THIS

(via deep-sea-prince)

hi-nu-roly:

dilfgod:

memewhore:

THIS IS THE NEW AGE I WAS PROMISED

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