One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort of christian denomination handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
Early 19th century scientist/con artist OC who goes around the US posing as an exorcist, using chemical reactions to…
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH A MOVIE WHERE THAT HAPPENS AND THEN THEY END UP HAVING TO DO A VERY REAL EXORCISM WITH 19TH CENTURY PROTON PACKS
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hAHA POOP JOKE HAA WTF SONIC THE HEDGHORG
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the universe is so massive it's terrifying and knowing that anything could happen to us scares me but also there is a beauty to it
