Silver Tongue

Apr 20

I like the mutual understanding in dead chat when half the town is dead n1 and someone just asks “(vets name)?”

singsdancesandprances:
““Realization that one is trans can take anywhere from a few moments to several decades“
UHMMM.. hello could this be any more true?! This might be one of the most brilliant and true sentences that has ever been written in the...

singsdancesandprances:

“Realization that one is trans can take anywhere from a few moments to several decades“ 

 UHMMM.. hello could this be any more true?! This might be one of the most brilliant and true sentences that has ever been written in the English language.

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impwhoretant:
“pizzaismylifepizzaisking:
“unexplained-events:
“Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell
”
This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a...

impwhoretant:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

unexplained-events:

Burning Ammonium Dichromate 

This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell

This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a sorcerer. 

yeah it would be so cool they’d think you’re a sorcerer and then burn you at the stake

Or you could do “demon exorcisms” where you purge a “demon” from a home like this by forcing it into the physical realm and turning it to ash.

I would love to be a con artist in the 1800s especially in Massachusetts which was historically superstitious about this kind of shit.

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bananabich:

dxindustriesinc:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

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WHAT THE FUCK CANADA

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“Kristen Stewart Never Smiles”

manic-muggles:

defilementupontheseaofnurnen:

obnoxiously-phan:

angryqueerhufflepuff:

Yeah

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She’s never smiling

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she always has a bored expression

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She never smiles for the cameras

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She must hate everything

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She always looks unhappy

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She never seems excited about anything

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She’s always stone faced

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Why

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Doesn’t

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She

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Ever

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Smile?

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She is too pretty when smiling and the media thinks we can’t handle such perfection

She’s cute as heck ok.

Yes she is

She smiles when she’s not in a role which forces her to play the equivalent of a cardboard cutout.

Like, have you seen her in catch that kid? Or panic room? Or zathura? She’s actually a really great acterss who was unfortunately put in a movie with a bad script.

Same thing with robert pattinson. Great actor stuck in a five part series that was poorly written that people like to focus on.

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Tumblr explained by Starscream

singingthesongofthefandoms:

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auwa:
“shiftingpath:
“ waverindarkness:
“ hey, yeah, can we not with this “testing people” thing
because if you feel the need to “test” someone then that means you’re trying to make them prove things to you without their knowledge. you are trying to...

auwa:

shiftingpath:

waverindarkness:

hey, yeah, can we not with this “testing people” thing

because if you feel the need to “test” someone then that means you’re trying to make them prove things to you without their knowledge. you are trying to control them. you are manipulating them. there are a variety of reasons people may not contact you first, including but not limited to

  • they need alone time
  • they prefer to be approached
  • they’re too shy
  • they feel smothered
  • they’re tired
  • they’re busy
  • they’re directing their attention to other people (though not your expense because people can have multiple friends!!)
  • it doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t miss you
  • or don’t like you
  • you can’t read peoples’ minds
  • don’t put words in their mouths
  • it makes you look like an asshole

how about when you feel like your needs aren’t being met in a relationship, you fucking talk about it instead of being a jerk and doing this

It’s terribly unfair to set invisible standards in relationships and then expect your friends to live up to them/be inexplicably disappointed in them when they don’t.

Seriously I used to do this all the time to everyone and all I can say is GROW OUT OF IT. Grow out of it as quickly as possible.

newsflash: people have lives that don’t center around you

I really hate being the person to approach.

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my favorite jokes

as-seenon-tv:

kvothe-kingkiller:

astrifeline:

as-seenon-tv:

  • when people pretend people wearing camo are invisible
  • calling random animals “weird looking dogs”
  • trolling beetles fans
  • severely overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • severely underestimating the size of something (you could fit five whole cars in space probably)

Extremely obscure illuminati theory’s

^^

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Confirmed

WAKE UP AMERICA

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toni-tan:
“Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here
”
Oh my

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

Oh my

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rudegyalchina:
“thesociologicalcinema:
“ “A badge is not a license to murder children”
Protesters in Queens in 1974 urged that a white police officer be convicted of murdering Clifford Glover, a black 10-year-old.
Photo credit: Don Hogan Charles /...

rudegyalchina:

thesociologicalcinema:

“A badge is not a license to murder children”

Protesters in Queens in 1974 urged that a white police officer be convicted of murdering Clifford Glover, a black 10-year-old.

Photo credit: Don Hogan Charles / The New York Times (x

Nothing but the dates have changed .

It’s all the same
Only the names are changed
every day
people are wasting away.

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