my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
she’s so pleased with her self
incredible
parents are weird
yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.
you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.
but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support
Question: why is this such a common mating thing people with penises try? I don’t think there has ever been someone who has seen a dick and automatically married the person behind the dick. Why? It’s like do you really think that tiny thing will make me date you? Or big thing? Why do I even give a fuck about your reproduction organ? I’m not reproducing a damn thing with someone who would send me a penis picture before even asking me what my favorite food is.
because there are a bunch of guys out there raised to think that all a woman cares about is the size of their dick. Personally I blame the media and lack of parenting for showing unrealistic relationship standards.
If a cat or dog is eating vegan meals, they’re doing it out of their own free will, just saying. Give a dog a piece of Tofu turkey and they eat it, i didn’t force them to eat it, so.
Give a dog anti freeze and they’ll eat it. Feed a dog rat poison and they’ll eat it. Give a dog grapes, nuts, chocolate, beer, etc. They’ll eat it. They don’t know that it’s dangerous for them. As their caretaker you are responsible for knowing better, not them. If you deprive your cats or dogs of meat, especially cats, you are actively killing your companion in the slowest way.
