Silver Tongue

Apr 19

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my friend was playing tf2 for the first time

• him: How do I lie down?
• me: Lie down?
• him: Yeah, how do I lay down?
• me: Why would you lie down?
• him: It helps you dodge bullets right
• me: Uh well you can crouch with Ctrl
• him: Dude I just shot someone right in the head and he didn't die
• me: Maybe you didn't do enough damage
• him: What do you mean, damage? He's got a bullet in his head!
• me: Were you scoped?
• him: No
• me: Didn't do enough damage
• him: What?? Also did someone just beat me to death with a frying pan

neoridley-deactivated20161212 asked: WHAT DID YOU DO

deelekgolo:

phylogeny:

wunkolo:

If you got locked out of your dash with the “skull trumpet” video for a bit that was me sorry. In other news hover over this post.

WHAT

tumblr still hasnt fixed this and I’m getting a lot of asks about it.

what the actual fuck

Anonymous asked: You're a nerd

Anonymous asked: I enjoy talking to you, even if we can get into a lot of arguments. You can come off as rude at times but I'm sure you don't mean it so I'd never hold it against you. I love your art style and honestly would be happy to see it on my dash more but don't want to push you.

not-talking:

itscarororo:

THIS DEER HAS A CUTE HEART-BUTT

god that’s cute

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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

sailorr-neptunee:

Tumblr crushes now is your time to shine

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an interesting game of salem

There were only two town.

Both died n2 along with half the maf. I was consig and found the wolf n1 but didn’t say antything during the day because they would know i”m consig.

So, Wolf kills a few people and all that’s left is three maf, a wolf, an exe now jes and four other people. 

Now I manage to get wolf lynched, planning on getting my new jester friend lynched the next day. But the game ends. 

Turns out that other than the maf and wolf, everyone was jester.

that means 5 jesters all trying to prevent the lynch from happening so they could get lynched while not letting anyone else know they were jester.

rephis:

GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS

This has already happened, and we all missed it. Just fucking look!

Look at the “C”!

“At least one character will not survive the season.”

RIP CHARACTER C YOU’LL BE MISSED

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princessshokujupiter:

kareshy:

silverskulltula:

NO ONE SAPS LIKE GASTON

NO ONE CAPS LIKE GASTON

NO ONE BREAKS ALL YOUR LAME ENGI CRAP LIKE GASTON

I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT INFILTRATING!

oh, what a spy, that gaston!

Ask any scout, pyro or soldier and they’ll tell you who’s team they prefer to be on

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