Silver Tongue

Apr 19

ankoku37:

So if Opal’s bow is a mix of Pearl’s spear and Amethyst’s whip,

and Sugilite’s flail is a mix of Amethyst’s whip and Garnet’s gauntlets,

does that mean that Alexandrite’s weapon is this?

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negativeonetwelfth:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

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hoofprint-is-spooky:

adurot:

thenimbus:

magiric-magi:

ohnoproblems:

lymphonodge:

best-of-imgur:

Hydra, my three-headed corn snake

WHAT A BABY WHAT A THREE BABIES

i love you hydra

My jealousy of you burns with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns

THREE!?!?!?

Are you filming a super low budget horror movie?

At first glance I thought it was a bacon hand.

Can someone draw a three headed snake wrapping around a ship and sinking it like it was a movie poster?

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lizzymodblog:

Me: *is simply blunt by nature, has difficulty with subtlety and nuance*
Everyone: Wow, you’re always so honest and aren’t afraid of speaking your mind. I want to be just like you.

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• mentally ill ppl: *talks about melt downs, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, violent thoughts, depression, anxiety, paranoia, delusions*
• neurotypicals: um... can you maybe stop being so melodramatic sweetie?? :) it gets better you know!!! dont be so negative!! stop being so sad, everyone has bad days ^^
• mentally ill ppl: *talks about good aspects of mental illness, talks about experiences in positive way, talks about being happy or even proud of their mental illness*
• neurotypicals: holy SHIT stop glorifying and romanticizing something so awful and terrible and crippling and painful you Fake #special snowflakes

fandoms-and-feels-everywhere:

steampowereddork:

count-sudoku:

dagonborn:

primusdick:

genalovestoons:

chicagoteddy:

u-ok:

catbountry:

kittypistol:

divineinfekted:

nomud:

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FOOT BALL

SNAKE? SNAKE!

SNAAAAAAAAAAA-KEE.

HOLLER HOLLER GET DOLLAR

This is one of those relatively rare moments on tumblr when I have no idea what the fuck is going on

Allow me to shed some light on the subject.

Now i’m even more confused.

AEIOU

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I caN’T BREATHE!!!!!

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