Silver Tongue

Apr 18

peachboy-friend:
“peachboy-friend:
“i gave this to a friend during class and he wasnt even able to be mad because “the font’s pretty” ”
this was given to me in return and now i feel very inferior
”
Fight him

peachboy-friend:

peachboy-friend:

i gave this to a friend during class and he wasnt even able to be mad because “the font’s pretty”

image

this was given to me in return and now i feel very inferior

Fight him

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sunnychespin:
“Transparent, bouncing, salamander dragon.
”

sunnychespin:

Transparent, bouncing, salamander dragon. 

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We got the perfect bread.

We got the perfect bread.

[video]

There are people who actually don’t know Netflix sent out dvds.

lizzymodblog:

cutiverse:

the-g3stalt:

sweaterkate:

nomoreheroes2:

*sees person below 165cm/5’5”*

what is this?? a person for ants?????

fucking get down here and fight me

cutiverse

Fite me

cutiverse

saccharinecyanide

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dragonpajamas:

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

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theforcekeepers:
“cocoalover1956:
“theforcekeepers:
“cocoalover1956:
“theforcekeepers:
“DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we...

theforcekeepers:

cocoalover1956:

theforcekeepers:

cocoalover1956:

theforcekeepers:

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

Why are you so against people ordering diet anyway? What people put in their bodies is none of your business.

I don’t care what other people put in their bodies. I care when people potentially endanger my family. Read the post better.

Oh no, I was referring to the person who wrote the image. I meant “Why would an employee judge what the customers are ordering”. I totally agree with what you said. Sorry for the confusion.

Oh, ha, that’s my fault. Sorry about that.

Do not fuck with orders. People might have reasons other than “i just want diet”

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voiceactresskurutta:

penumbraphantasm:

what-if-it-happened—:

*sees cute person but doesn’t feel sexual attraction to them* acethetic

The long search is over. This is the best joke on the entire website.

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the-little-time-boy-renegade:

yes all you padlockers and DHMIS fans you heard it here first

so in time the lines go like:

“What do you mean, we’re already clean?

Scrub scrub scrub till the water’s BROWN”

but the thing is

tony always rhymes

he was gonna say a different color that rhymed with “clean”

but it wasn’t a creative color

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