Silver Tongue

Apr 16

extrasad:
*pulls aside kindergartener* listen… nothing is real.

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rebellious-hufflepuff-love:
grinderman2:
frozenfoxtails:
grinderman2:
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.
You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

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didyouknowstevenuniverse:

Source [x]
In the Metroid Prime Trilogy version of the game, the Fusion suit can be unlocked using the bonus credit system.

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Wanna be nosy… here’s your chance.

dracini:

magicmusicmann:
ihadagoldthrone:
0:Height
1:Virgin?
2:Shoe size
3:Do you smoke?
4:Do you drink?
5:Do you take drugs?
6:Age you get mistaken for
7:Have tattoos?
8:Want any tattoos?
9:Got any piercings?
10:Want any piercings?
11:Best friend?
12:Relationship status
13:Biggest turn ons
14:Biggest turn offs
15:Favorite movie
16:I’ll love you if
17:Someone you miss
18:Most traumatic experience
19:A fact about your personality
20:What I hate most about myself
21:What I love most about myself
22:What I want to be when I get older
23:My relationship with my sibling(s)
24:My relationship with my parent(s)
25:My idea of a perfect date
26:My biggest pet peeves
27:A description of the girl/boy I like
28:A description of the person I dislike the most
29:A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30:What I hate the most about work/school
31:What your last text message says
32:What words upset me the most
33:What words make me feel the best about myself
34:What I find attractive in women
35:What I find attractive in men
36:Where I would like to live
37:One of my insecurities
38:My childhood career choice
39:My favorite ice cream flavor
40:Who wish I could be
41:Where I want to be right now
42:The last thing I ate
43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44:A random fact about anything
PLEASE SEND ME ANONS I NEED DISTRACTIONS
I need distractions from stress

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viewtifuljae:

Oh my god Swery

Swery, I love you and your games.

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thebluestrokes:

[Sigh] How many times do I have to tell them?
“Close the garage door when you finish panting it!”
[sigh]
“What the-”
“Didn’t I just finishing closing that?
[ANGUISH]

I am not a fan of the show but I find this hilarious.

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rosexknight asked: Alright I guess. Why a tie though?

I like them both

justintheallan:

soycrates:
endreal:
avatar-addiction:
nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.

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moomuffns-blog asked: how DOES the color wheel help with shading?

betty-the-beehive-mod:

betty-the-beehive-mod:
azula-griffon:
vampirekin-deactivated20190403:
Colors
Yellow object? -gasp- Look to the left there. It’s orange. Want extra dark shading in there? What’s next to orange? Oh it’s red. Hello there red. Why don’t I put a little bit of you where the shading would be heaviest? Neat.
Or you could go the opposite way and shade with green and heavily shade with a darker blue. Color wheel. Or you could go complimentary style and criss cross that shit and make it contrast. Color wheels.
This this this!

Neveeeer shade under the shade.

Nude it a little to the next closest color, or spin it to a wildly different one. It makes for pretty results.
I’m no expert, but this is how I usually see it. o 3 o
In the end, you do what you want.

This is my favourite combination.

Light reds with greens and browns.

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