Silver Tongue

Apr 13

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so uh

charlesoberonn:

bloomer-810:

wallpapernacht:

we’ve seen in canon that when a gem is injured, they (eventually) come back good as new!

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we can also see that their “reincarnated” selves wear clothing representing where they were injured in the first place

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so if garnet in the 80′s looked like this:

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WHAT HAPPENED TO GARNET’S LEG???????????

She’s also got the weird gloves that cover the middle finger.

Did she have her fingers broken and then had her leg mauled/taken off?

holy shit

Somebody broke her leg and as she was receding into her gems she flipped them off with both hands. That’s what I’d like to believe.

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sweet-poni:

It’s canon that my gay plant baby plays one of these things. It’s called a Hang Drum. uwu

das rad

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you poor, weird, depressed, important, messy, gay tortured soul who is bad at math.

you poor, weird, depressed, important, messy, gay tortured soul who is bad at math.

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meowrianne:
“sniffling:
“evolutionofafitgeek:
“liveasbravemen:
“ “I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the...

meowrianne:

sniffling:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

okay are we just gonna look past how fatphobic this is

what about this is fatphobic

please tell me

i don’t see him shaming anyone or talking about how it’s “bad” to be fat

he’s literally talking about himself and himself only.

like honest to GOD this is grasping at straws if you’re trying to call chris pratt fatphobic for him talking about his weight loss.

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theasexualityblog:
“asexualeliza:
“the irony of being marginalized by marginalized groups (shoutout to the bi and pan buddies who also face erasure)
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THIS.
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theasexualityblog:

asexualeliza:

the irony of being marginalized by marginalized groups (shoutout to the bi and pan buddies who also face erasure)

THIS.

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dennys:
“Some of you would be really, really good at this game.
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This is evidence that dennys is run by an actual person and that scares me

dennys:

Some of you would be really, really good at this game.

This is evidence that dennys is run by an actual person and that scares me

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goodladnicelittlebody:

me when im arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong

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