Silver Tongue

May 29

moonbeam-manic:
Fuckin aye, man

@/deddyfatstacks on tiktok
“I’m too old to be playing games that aren’t fun”
Damn right

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st-hedge:

Thought I’d give dark/depths link his own post

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chirmartir:

Ch😂

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supermansbisexualson:

A female character being widely hated is a huge green flag.If my experiences with fandoms and critics have taught me anything,it’s that if that’s how they react to her,that i’m about to meet the most based fictional girl to ever exist

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micro-usb:

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greelin:

greelin:
the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help
love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

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astraldemise:

the differences in peoples lifespans in breath of the wild is so funny. you will meet the rito and they will say something like “long ago… there was a hero.. the appointed knight of princess zelda… but oh that legend is all but lost to time.. but perhaps. perhaps you are a descendant of that legendary hero..” and then you will meet a zora and theyll be like “oh hey link havent seen you in a while whats up”

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dimondlite:

rongzhi:
Playing blind man’s buff with athletes
English added by me :)
the tags are fantastic

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manywinged:

manywinged:
i like the term “gallows humor” because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like “i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution”
ALT

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