Silver Tongue

Jan 23

thesleepingnotsobeauty:

maulusque:

shadowmaat:

kyraneko:

strungshort36:

-Mandalorians in live-action: *Can’t remove their helmets.*

-Mandalorians in The Clone Wars/Rebels:

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I mean, seriously, Mandalorians with a variety of personal boundaries and intimacy gradients would be wonderful.

  • “I take my helmet off for no one”
  • “I might put my helmet on when someone’s shooting at me”
  • “my last act before dying will be to superglue this bucket to my skull lest any curious asshole set eyes on my face that no one’s ever seen but my mother and the midwife”
  • “I put it on for fights but my hair looks too awesome to keep hidden all the time
  • “I put it on to fight but otherwise it squishes my ears”
  • “I will show you my face when I ask you to marry me” 
  • “If I show you my face I’m asking you to marry me” 
  • “if you know what my face looks like then we’re friends and you can ask me to risk death for you and I’ll only give you shit about it if it’s for a really stupid reason” 
  • “if you see my face I’ll kill you” 
  • “I will show my face to everyone in this restaurant because they have nerf fritters in capsaicin sauce and I can’t stuff them in my face-hole four at a time with my helmet on”

“I wear my helmet all the time so I don’t have to look in a reflection and see me getting older than my father was when the Jedi killed him.”

ouch

“The helmet STAYS ON during sex”

(via chefpyro)

theminttu:
“Mr Clay, I’d do anything for you :’I
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theminttu:

Mr Clay, I’d do anything for you :’I

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theminttu:
“ The King, The Legend…. busted out an older sketch of molly just for fun…..
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theminttu:

The King, The Legend….

busted out an older sketch of molly just for fun…..

(via mbulteau)

mornincoffeerun:
“ Warm-up of a shadow baby
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mornincoffeerun:

Warm-up of a shadow baby

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h-theartist:

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Dog AU because I can :•D

Tumblr just loves ruining the quality doesn’t it? Screw you dumblr

Anyway, let me know if you guys like these and want more! :3

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chefpyro:

subbyboymax:

pro-gay:

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

chefpyro:

quetzalcoatl2k:

chefpyro:

today i found out roadrunners are not a thing looney tunes made up

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I’ve never been destroyed by a reaction gif this hard. I’m as dumb as Homer Simpson. Oh no

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Here’s a roadrunner, running on the road

this is worse than when I found out Goofy is a cow

Wait, what?

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neuroticpantomime:

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im unironically very pro-divorce i think its a beautiful thing!

like……. having the freedom to legally sever all ties to someone with whomst you no longer have a relationship built on mutual love trust and respect? love that!!!

The legalization of no-fault divorce across the US directly correlated with a decline in women’s suicide and with domestic violence, divorce is rad

(via bloodsbane)