Silver Tongue

Apr 12

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: Yeah, but we're talking 1930's type classic. Hell, Mickey Mouse qualifies as Walt Disney's author insert character since they're pretty much the same in personality.

nala and simba has sex

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: But remember. The keyword is CLASSIC Disney Character. This means the 5 big ones. Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Pluto, and Minny.

The incredibles came out early enough to be on VHS. That’s enough for it to be classic in my book.

oblivionkeyblade:

fefbutts:

homestuckorbust:

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

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Anonymous asked: Just wanna say real quick that that anon was way rude and, even though I also think it's all a lie, it's very, very assholish to fault someone for sympathizing with someone who claims to be having serious issues; dunno if other people are bugging you for it, but politely tell them all to fuck off and disable anon if you need to. ilu

The seizures I can believe happening.

Dying from it, maybe. I mean, I’m not a doctor so it’s probably possible

The parents not wanting to sue and no pictures of the person and a kid writing the obituary, that’s where I draw the line.

reblog if your name isn’t Bandersnatch Crinklbottom

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Bandersnatch Crinklbottom and counting!

We’ll find you Bandersnatch Crinklbottom

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Bandersnatch Crinklbottom cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Bandersnatch Crinklbottom .

I couldn’t not reblog…

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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Ariel had sex too

Ariel had to go to sex ed courses. Since she probably has no idea how a human works. 

“OH NEPTUNE! Why am I bleeding once a month!? Help me! The sea witch has cursed me!”

elastigirl also had sex. Thrice in fact.

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jestre:

nicosdisangelic:

New Republican ad came out today which gave me the best reaction image I’ve ever seen.

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Is there a video? I’m trying to contain my laughter.

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Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

Ariel had sex too

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