Silver Tongue

Apr 11

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whaile:

some subtle good things about steven universe

Everyone is a cinnamon roll too pure for this world

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sexygoatgod:
“liz-pls:
“freestyle-joe:
“tokidokifish:
“beesmygod:
“ bullshitcockroach:
“ busket:
“ thereallightsabovearbys:
“ starexorcist:
“ Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs
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How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once...

sexygoatgod:

liz-pls:

freestyle-joe:

tokidokifish:

beesmygod:

bullshitcockroach:

busket:

thereallightsabovearbys:

starexorcist:

Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs

How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.

Imagine if the Mona Lisa was a commission and s/he had no money.

the mona lisa was a commission you shitshill, that’s how artists make a fucking living. it’s how we get the money to pay for things we need, because we don’t want to spend all our time working in a shitty job instead of doing things that are important to us, like working on personal projects or spending time with people we like. by thinking that you deserve free art is basically telling them “your time and skill isn’t worth anything but my personal enjoyment!” and if someone only wanted to be friends with me for free art, i don’t want that friendship because that sounds like an awful friend. artists are people with lives and often art is our only source of income and if you really admired us you would understand and support that.

jesus fucking christ “imagine if the mona lisa was a commission” rolls head back and laughs

“imagine if the mona lisa was a commission” AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

IMAGINE IF THE MONA LISA WAS A COMMISSION HOLY SHIT

“I’m your friend… now where’s my free art?”
If you think that’s ok, then you fucking disgust me

Luckily about 100% of my friends do not care about me for my art, they care about me as a person, so they don’t care if I draw them something or not.

Also ‘waste your talent’ - don’t ever demean an artist skill as something they’re born with like it doesn’t take time an effort for the artist.  Artists don’t care about money, but the world wont feed or clothe us without it.

“Hey you’re a pharmacist/doctor for a living? That means you have to give me free medical treatment and pills or you’re a cunt who only lives for money” 

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

I have huge feet.

You know what they say about people with big feet

You’re the fifth person to say that and it’s still not relevant because I do not have a penis.

You know what they say about girls with no penises

You can’t say that on tumblr, Lad!

You know what they say about girls with a penis

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THE MOST HORRIFYING STORY I HAVE EVER READ: BETSY THE DOLL

betty-the-beehive-mod:

sixpenceee:

BETSY THE DOLL by reddit user The_Dalek_Emperor

It’s a long one. But trust me. Worth it. Every single word. This story will haunt me for days to come. 

TRIGGER WARNING (DRUG ABUSE)

SOME TESTIMONIALS:

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I like to think I got thick skin with these short stories but this… this man.

This stuck with me real bad. I’m glad to of found it, but I wish I hadn’t.

While that is chilling, the direction if where it was headed became obvious once she did the thing and then got taken away.

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tubesock:
“elionking:
“kingofcyberspace:
“loool
”
y’all uneducated ass niggas. How you gonna put a linear equation when this is clearly an exponential function???
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tubesock:

elionking:

kingofcyberspace:

loool

y’all uneducated ass niggas. How you gonna put a linear equation when this is clearly an exponential function???

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saitama-relatable:

the-uterus:

the-uterus
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First red, 
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then white,
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and now, blue.
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Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual.
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BACK THE FUCK OFF

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