Silver Tongue

Apr 09

lizzymodblog:

putuksstuff

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pranel:

Pearl remembering her father Ganondorf, the previous pearl.

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lizzymodblog:

aslan-the-moose:

Binders are so cool, like you put them on and

I didn’t know what binders were, so I google “binder” and

this is probably what they meant right

It took me a moment to understand what OP was talkign about

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moargeek:

In case you weren’t already convinced that Ryan Reynolds is the perfect Deadpool. 

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nouisandme:

you are allowed to like an artist’s music but not like the artist as a person

you are allowed to like an artist as a person but not like their music

friendly reminder

Example: I respect the hell out of Nikki Minaj as a human being because she is so fucking awesome but I am not a fan of her music.

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I’m at work and a van of 23 Mexicans(i counted) flooded the lobby just before I was about to clock out. Now I’m hiding in the bathroom because I don’t wanna do anymore work.

laissezferre:

faewithoutconsequence:

cloaga:

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

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