Silver Tongue

Apr 06

REBLOG if you have NEVER BEEN STUNG BY BEES and are therefore SPACE ROYALTY

Bees are nice and won’t sting you if you don’t bother them. Wasps are the assholes.

booksbeyondimagining:
loonylovesbooks:
foreverbookish:
Imagine this magical book that the instant you touched it, it can sense what book you need at the moment and it becomes that book? NO MORE READING SLUMPS.
My jaw literally just dropped in awe. This is the best idea ever.
The Book of Requirement
Please

Imagine if it had fanfics in its archives. Not even smutty ones, just ones you read once and forgot but you know you liked them.

(via thatsthat24)

keepcalmimspidey:

fuckingconversations:
wishuponawish:
hookandthedaggersxvx:
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
this changes EVERYTHING

So that’s why all the rituals other than the first failed. I was using the same persons blood for it each time.

(via deep-sea-prince)

lizzymodblog:

conspicuouslad:
changemodomega:
lizzymodblog:
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley (1931)
All the Equalist books just say = on every page.
I guess they’re just a sum-mary
Why did you guys turn my literary reference into a goddamn math pun.

It’s funnier if you see it from their angle.

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airyairyquitecontrary:

princesitx:
maariamph:
Giant hairy hippie Steven is best Steven
i have to reblog this again because like how did the artist capture just the perfect amount of both greg and rose in steven like this is 100% how he’d look grown up
and he will never actually have a job, he will just be the sunbeam of the boardwalk at Beach City
livin’ on fry bits while Connie strives to get her first YA fantasy adventure novel published and her mother aggressively leaves prospectuses from dental colleges in the mailbox
sometimes they fuse into Stevonnie purely to scam doughnuts

He has roses hair

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lunarch-sounds:

death-limes:
procrastinatorsprovince:
Omg so like, remember this guy?
The absolutely amazing Cosplay babe that took our breath away??!
Well
Like
But also
and
I may cry
okay liTERALLY WTF THE FUCK
THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE A CG MODEL NOT A HUMAN BEING WITH SKIN AND MAKEUP
IN PARTICULAR, THE FIRST PIC OF TADASHI AND THE LAST ONE OF HIRO LOOK LIKE SOMETHING FROM CONSTABLE-FROZEN’S BLOG
Compliment level: ‘You Look Like Something Out Of A Constable-frozen Post’

(Source: facebook.com, via thatsthat24)