Silver Tongue

Jan 22

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suriee:

queen-beastie:

Literally any continuity “error” that involves Spock can be explained away by the fact that he is a fucking liar

I mean…

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Lancer expression meme

admiral-yasen-hurtc:

Original created by: https://twitter.com/bungcar_delta

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altusername2:

n0ncomposmentis:

Icelandic Phallological Museum

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honted:

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

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showerthoughtspost:

Pressing the crosswalk button when there are already people standing there is like publicly announcing that you don’t trust any of them

To be fair, in my high school I would regularly see my classmates standing outside a room waiting for the teacher and when I checked the door, turns out it was unlocked the entire time and the prompted scenario is just a way that skill translates into adulthood

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