Silver Tongue

Apr 06

rosethealchemist asked: Belphigor (If you could choose 3 forms that you would gain the ability to shape shift into what would they be?)

My ideal body (What I want to look like as a human)

A motherfcuking dragon so I can go melificant on my enemies asses

A mermaid. But one of the badass ones that have dagger sharp teeth and are complete assholes and can sing people to death.

I beat it ((It was supposed to post last night but fuck tumblr mobile))

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lizzymodblog:

i dont understand american football

if the goal is to run to the other end of the field then why is the huge fork there

why do they always shout numbers before they start running

Get ball through fork for bonus points.

A better question is why is it called football when they use their hands and it’s an egg

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gayisthenewokay:

sweaterkittensahoy:

chronicarus:

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

birates

it’s like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down

Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways.

birates

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dovahzuls:

tetris-cat:

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

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Apr 05

jestre:

wackd:

quackquackdontdocrack:

quatral:

yellowfangofspookyclan:

psychoactivelectricity:

Different densities of liquids

a must reblog for the scientific community

it took me a solid minute to figure out what the hell they meant by die

The abstract concept of death is less dense than maple syrup but more dense than milk.

Lamp oil. Rope. Bombs.

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“ask me about my demons”

kelpiesnshit:

tiltedswinton:

lilith: what was your biggest rebellion against authority? why did you do it?
raum: do you have a tendency to hoard anything? if so, what?
jezebel: talk about a time you used your sexuality to get your way
mephistopheles: have you ever helped  a loved one destroy themselves?
verrier: do you find yourself disobeying or obeying most authority?
asmodeus: on whom do you want revenge and how would you take it?
baal: if you were a god, how would you prefer to be worshipped?
lamia: how do you feel about children?
lucifer: what are you most proud of?
sonneillon: do you hate anyone?
batibat: talk about the worst nightmare you have ever had
abaddon: what person, place, or thing have you most wanted to destroy?
belias: do you gossip?
abraxas: do you believe in any higher power? if so, what?
ornias: talk about a time where you felt drained of energy
lix tetrax: if you could travel by wind, where would you go?
astaroth: have you ever falsely accused someone?
carreau: do you consider yourself compassionate or harsh to others? why?
leviathan: what do you believe lies in the unexplored areas of the ocean?
belphigor: if you could pick 3 forms to shapeshift into, what would they be?
azazel: talk about a time when you were falsely blamed for something
mammon: when were you most greedy? for what?
verrith: are you a patient or impatient person?
pythius: out of all the lies you have ever told, which is your favorite?
berith: do you often argue with others?

I’m going to bed but send me these and ill respond with swf pics tomorrow while i parent children

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