Silver Tongue

Apr 03

• Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
• Me: *putting on makeup*
• Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
• Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
• Guy: Well, yea.
• Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
• Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
• Guy: Um.
• Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.

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mimicteixeira:

2110112:

this is garnet

here’s the weather:

we’ve got a chance of mild showers with a temperature of 62

but it might get wetter

so if you’re going out i’d bring a light sweater

later on this week it’s gonna get cool

but not enough for the snow to cancel any school

you’re watching channel 2

let’s go pearl, back to you

eeeh….

pearls looks like she doesn’t know how to keep up with that

Peridot should be the news coanchor and just start out like she’s continuing but then it turns out she’s just like “in other news”

(via deep-sea-prince)

stephanieion:

So I was taking photos of my cat:

and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:

and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:

but then:

rise

(via saccharinecyanide)

Anonymous asked: Regarding your answer to that last anon, "destroy your world"... First off what does that mean? And 2nd, ok I understand your want to do that to some people in this world, including people who take advantage of you to get to more popular people or for free art, but why toward people who just " try to hard" to be your friend. I mean it depends on how you define that but could that include a socially awkward person who finds trouble finding the balance between distant and clingy? This seams harsh

What I mean is: if I want to be your friend I will reach out. Don’t try to force yourself to be my friend.

If you ever try to use me, and trust me when is say I will know, I will call you out on it, make it very public and have every single real friend I have know.

theclockworkpony:

blushy-fallen-angel:

kappasquirrel:

Is this… grand theft alto?

Stop this

Those kids might be in deep treble.

On that note did they ever place him under a-rest

(via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)

BroSlate and Hampster take over salem

jitterbugjive

So this happened in salem

And the best part? we were the last two left

thatsthat24:

anonion-greenie:

Am I the only one who sometimes forget Thomas Sanders is one person and Thomas Sangster is other person?

All the time

Only the names are changed.

(via thatsthat24)

Once I stopped hating popular music for no reason other than to not be like other people in my generation (Stupid special snowflake mentality) and actually looked at the artist and forming my opinion based on what kind of person they were, I realized that life was a whole lot cooler