Silver Tongue

Apr 03

2110112:

this is garnet

here’s the weather:

we’ve got a chance of mild showers with a temperature of 62

but it might get wetter

so if you’re going out i’d bring a light sweater

later on this week it’s gonna get cool

but not enough for the snow to cancel any school

you’re watching channel 2

let’s go pearl, back to you

(via jwcartoonist)

extradan:

Beetles dont like Garnet too much

Fire badge on Amethyst is way OP.

aphfandoms:

look man im a native english speaker and i’ve been mispronouncing a crap ton of words because i never looked up the pronunciation for any of them but if you make fun of how a foreigner pronounces an english word either because of their accent or having never heard that word before i will fucking fight you because english has shitty pronunciation rules and none of them make sense fuck off

Bruh, if ghet can be pronounced fish, people can pronounce whatever word they think is right because people who learn english as a second or third language still know more lagnuages that the people who make fun of mispronunciations.

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>they crashed the whole ship
>Shit, they are actually tough but only because they fused
>had to fuse with this one bitch who knew this was going on the entire time
>Son of a fuck, she dragged me into the water

>they crashed the whole ship
>Shit, they are actually tough but only because they fused
>had to fuse with this one bitch who knew this was going on the entire time
>Son of a fuck, she dragged me into the water

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cherryviolets:
“And you saw this coming… *moon emoji*
We need to guess what will happen next. I bet on this one
Bonus:”

cherryviolets:

And you saw this coming… *moon emoji*
We need to guess what will happen next. I bet on this one

Bonus:

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azula-griffon:

missbritishherself:

thesylverlining:

redeyemaniac:

By the “not all men” logic, Russian Roulette is a perfectly safe game to play. Sure, one of the chambers has a bullet in it…

but not all chambers

Best one I’ve seen. Best one.

But a lot of pistols have 8 chambers, making the odds of dying 1 in 8, and the odds of being raped in the US is 1 in 6. 

So really, playing Russian Roulette is like

Safer.

what a wonderful mindset to have. <3

let’s just sacrifice the possibility of any good things happening because maybe, just maybe you’ll be a part of that bad statistic. 

it’s funny how about 80% of my close friends are male and none of them have attempted to sexually harass me. ever. because they’re reasonable human beings capable of choice and logic and learning. What genitals you were born with doesn’t make who you are anyways. wow it’s almost like you can interact with numerous males and it be possible for not even one of them to be a sexual predator :o

…also anyone who says russian roulette is a perfectly safe game, or that interaction with any human being or animal or object is perfectly safe. is wrong. nothing is perfectly safe. ever. you breathing right now isn’t even safe. 

And when I say this, I don’t mean you shouldn’t be cautious, just don’t be paranoid, dude. :v

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The difference between males and guns is that guns are made for the soul purpose of shooting.
Males ARE human beings who can make their own choices and are aware of their actions. they are not machines made to hurt and they are not animals driven by instinct.

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magnacarterholygrail:

graphitetroll:

The world is weird when it comes to art because everyone expects there to always be music to listen to and movies to watch and video games to play and cartoons to plop their kids in front of and watercolor paintings on dentists’ walls and gaudy desktop wallpapers but? ? No one wants to? ? Pay? ? Artists? ? ? ? ?

YOU PREACHIN NOW

Didn’t the Smithsonian try and get away with not paying the artists who drew dinosaurs because the artist should feel like it’s an honor to draw for them?

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maariamph:
“Gotta love that ridiculous pink mane tho
”

maariamph:

Gotta love that ridiculous pink mane tho

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It always creeps me out…

dead-girlsdontcry:

frontyardigan:

therealeovaldez:

phoneticfrenetic:

crowley-for-king:

…that no matter

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how close

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you get

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the pupil

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seems to

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devour light

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like a black hole

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it reflects no light

That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.

Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe

Whoa

Shit got deep

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