Silver Tongue

Apr 02

whipporwhill:

kanyewesticle:

what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season

just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets

#the asexuals are what keeps the economy from collapsing during this trying time

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wendycorduroy:

wet-monsoon:

BILL CALLED SOMEONE A PERVERT FOR ASKING ABOUT HIS SIDES

OH MY GOD YOU CANT JUST ASK SOMEONE IF THEYRE EQUILATERAL

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dingdongyouarewrong:

theonlyonlytessie:

prettybonesdavis:

actionables:

*slides a plate of cookies to people from Disney*

please don’t whitewash the cast of Mulan

*offers them a glass of milk*

please cast Chinese actors to play Chinese people

Again…. But black Annie was ok?

Because there was no reason that Annie shouldn’t have been black.

There are good reasons Mulan shouldn’t be white. It’s a Chinese story taking place in China and the central characters are Chinese. The ideas Disney used to create Mulan are drawn directly from Chinese history and culture.

People were “okay with black Annie” because Annie follows the classic rags-to-riches archetype and the purpose of stories like that, historically, has been to give hope to people in dismal situations, to allow people to recognize themselves in a character that starts out in a tough position and finds happiness. Black Annie is important and allows black children to see themselves in that character.

The characters in Mulan need to be Chinese, though. It’s not a generic story.

not to mention mulan was  a real person

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azula-griffon:

-hides from tumblr-

; ; 

I know the feel. I’m at work on mobile.

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In a truly bizarre statement defending the law he just signed

jestre:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

jestre:

newwavenova:

antlerwitch:

teacherbdog:

star-anise:

newrider:

Governor Pence claimed that “We in Indiana are just following the message of the scripture. Jesus never would have welcomed a sinner into his workplace.”

Unless I’m mistaken, Jesus has one job…to welcome sinners into his workplace.

Filed under: Christians who completely fail at Christianity.

!!!!!!!

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

IDGAF WHAT JESUS’ JOB WAS SUPPOSEDLY

IDGAF IF JESUS WOULD HAVE BLESSED EVERY GAY ATOM IN MY BODY

JESUS DOES NOT MAKE THE CHOICES FOR THIS COUNTRY

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

SEPARATION IF CHURCH AND FUCKING STATE

Fucking dominionists.

Fucking zealots.

Jesus brought a prostitute with him to a fancy party so she could wash his feet when the host of the party didn’t do his hostly duties. 

And wasn’t Judas part of Jesus’s Apostles? Jesus even knew that Judas was gonna stab him in the back for coin and still brought Judas with him. 

Reblogging those biblical facts showing the hypocrisy from current wingnuts.

People who preach the bible never read it.

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In a truly bizarre statement defending the law he just signed

jestre:

newwavenova:

antlerwitch:

teacherbdog:

star-anise:

newrider:

Governor Pence claimed that “We in Indiana are just following the message of the scripture. Jesus never would have welcomed a sinner into his workplace.”

Unless I’m mistaken, Jesus has one job…to welcome sinners into his workplace.

Filed under: Christians who completely fail at Christianity.

!!!!!!!

SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE

IDGAF WHAT JESUS’ JOB WAS SUPPOSEDLY

IDGAF IF JESUS WOULD HAVE BLESSED EVERY GAY ATOM IN MY BODY

JESUS DOES NOT MAKE THE CHOICES FOR THIS COUNTRY

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

SEPARATION IF CHURCH AND FUCKING STATE

Fucking dominionists.

Fucking zealots.

Fuck religious oligarchies disguised as a representative democracy.

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zodiac signs listening to music in the car

funkstrology:

Aries: singing intensely, pretending they’re in a music video for it

Taurus: loves the lyrics more than anything, knows every word and you will hear them singing them over the song

Gemini: singing thinking that everyone else on the road is watching them when literally no one is

Cancer: strangely sings the songs in weird little voices/accents, very unpredictable with the aux, be wary

Leo: never ever ever lets the song finish and turns the volume down to talk about some shit??

Virgo: owns the aux and rightfully so, they put on jams you don’t even know about yet, they show you the light

Libra: they get crazy into it like don’t you dare turn the volume down for anything

Scorpio: all up in their feelings even if it’s fucking nickelback

Sagittarius: hands are everywhere from air drums to punching the air to being a orchestrator

Capricorn: does a weird moves with their shoulders, half assed moves

Aquarius: always, always hand them the aux, they’re the only you can trust will come thru 100% of the time

Pisces: puts on their jams and sings and let’s it all out, loves listening to music in the car the most

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

The struggle

I wanna be on tumblr but I don’t want to see spoilers.

Art Theft

belladonnaanswers:

I don’t usually upload this stuff on here, but it’s something everyone should be reminded of.

If you do not own the image (either created it, or had the image created for you) it is not yours to upload!

Just because you don’t claim it as yours does not mean it makes taking someone else’s work and uploading it without their permission is okay.
Just because you linked to the original, doesn’t automatically make it okay.

You’re not getting that person more exposure, you’re taking control of their art away from them.

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