Silver Tongue

Apr 02

darksigyn:
“mattg124:
“angrynerdyblogger:
“ straight-up-juggahos:
“ kendralynora:
“ buginateacup:
“ jaydenw:
“ whitepajamas:
“ automatonic-absinthe:
“ isaia:
“ rosswoodpark:
“ time-for-maps:
“ this changes everything oh my god
”
do you understand why...

darksigyn:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

(via ryukodragon)

nihilistique:
“lyokodoremi:
“I have eyes in many places. I have friends with many faces. I keep the Pines in proper places. Don’t look now - I untied your laces.
HOLY SHIT
THE INVISIBLE WIZARD KEEPS UNTYING DIPPER’S SHOES (FROM DIP AND MAB’S...

nihilistique:

lyokodoremi:

I have eyes in many places. I have friends with many faces. I keep the Pines in proper places. Don’t look now - I untied your laces.

HOLY SHIT

THE INVISIBLE WIZARD KEEPS UNTYING DIPPER’S SHOES (FROM DIP AND MAB’S GUIDE)

BILL’S THE INVISIBLE WIZARD

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7uC5m-IRns)

deepest lore

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

actualcelery:
“I found this while browsing r/autistic on reddit.
With so much “light it up blue” and “autism speaks” bullshit going around this month, finding this made my day. It was so wonderful to see a parent of an autistic child taking a stand...

actualcelery:

I found this while browsing r/autistic on reddit. 

With so much “light it up blue” and “autism speaks” bullshit going around this month, finding this made my day. It was so wonderful to see a parent of an autistic child taking a stand against Autism Speaks, and advocating for autistics. 

(via jestre)

pocketfulofsterek:

You know how 1st world feminists get told that they don’t need feminism? They’re told that they should be glad they’re not “really oppressed” like the women in 3rd world countries. That things could always be worse.

You know what my mother tells me? She says I don’t need feminism because I should be glad I’m born in an urban city of Pakistan. She says, at least I wasn’t born in a rural area where girls are married off to men twice their age. That things could always be worse.

And our house maid, Shabana, who was married to her uncle at 15 and, at 18, has 2 children, she doesn’t even know what feminism is. She was told by her father that she should be glad her husband doesn’t beat her and hasn’t thrown tehzaab (acid) at her. That things could always be worse.

Am I the only one seeing a very disturbing pattern here?

Nobody is allowed to have problems because someone always has it worse? That people completely invalidate the problems of someone because there are places in the world that are shittier?

(via deep-sea-prince)

extradan:
“ladypixelheart:
“freewingthefree:
“professor-maple-mod:
“stevencrewniverse:
“ATTACK THE LIGHT- STEVEN UNIVERSE RPG IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!
Check the iOS App Store, Google Play, and the Amazon Appstore! - Search for “Attack the Light” or...

extradan:

ladypixelheart:

freewingthefree:

professor-maple-mod:

stevencrewniverse:

ATTACK THE LIGHT- STEVEN UNIVERSE RPG IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!

Check the iOS App Store, Google Play, and the Amazon Appstore! - Search for “Attack the Light” or “Steven Universe” and get to playin’!

!!!!!!!!

anjeval

welp. there goes my free time <3

*fans myself*

guess what game I got

(via extradan)

I’d love it if even one person did this

Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.

(via deep-sea-prince)

rosethealchemist asked: Notice me damn it!

noticed

Put “Notice me damn it” In my ask if I am your senpai

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

Why you should watch One Piece

the-nerdy-reindeer:

It has a furry teenager that’s always horny

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the main character loves extreme anal fisting

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it has the sexiest men born alive

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no one EVER dies

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everyone’s friends with each other

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everyone has the most deep and complex thought process you’ll ever see

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everyone’s straight and wear normal clothing

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and most importantly, it never, EVER makes you cry over a pirate ship’s death uncontrollably-

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god daMN IT

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)