William Shatner is not having any of your shit today
That’s my captain.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
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Oh yeah, April first is tomorrow.
Gee, I should make a joke for Factory Scootaloo…Eh.
Have generic bad oc break into the factory, destroy it and make out with murderer chicken.
I don’t have any asks like that at the moment though. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Let me think.
I can send one. You know I have a way with words.
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lapislazali asked: I'm so sorry for asking and I know it's been a while since you have done this, but when are you going to work on Lovestruck derpy its been I really long time. Hole you don't get mad at me for asking. THANKS
Two weeks isn’t “A really long time”.
Adding ‘thanks’ at the end of an “update this blog” ask makes you sound like a pretentious jerk.
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Hello, I am Baymax, your personal health care companion.
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These are floating around my school. Check your privilege, please.
According to this poster I am “non privileged,” but I am only including that because certain people on tumblr will only listen to you if you prove yourself to be non-white/female/disabled/poor ect.
This is disgusting, according to this a white straight man who is paralyzed is priveleged. Stop fucking ranking human beings, ALL humans deserve better than this.
This is disgusting though?? How is being autistic four times worse than being immobile or diseased??? I don’t like to throw the word around, but that’s seriously fucking ableist. And being gay is three times worse than being bi, pan, or ace? At least people acknowledge that homosexuality exists. At least gay people are mostly guaranteed a safe place in the LGBT+ community. Which is more than I can say about bi, pan or ace people.
This is bullshit.
Why the idea of privilege should only really apply to the rich and the poor.
Disgusting
I got -90 and I call bullshit on this whole thing
I got -190 :<
is this supposed to be satirical or…?
~Vanellope
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How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
Every night is an adventure
Mr Sanders, is it wise to sleep nude with the threat of cartoon birbs breaking into your room at dawn?
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