do tumbleweeds actually blow around in the southwest or is that a myth…?
!!! They do!!!
Tumbleweed is actually an invasive species from Siberia. What happens is when the soil gets too dry the roots come out of the ground and the plant curls up into a ball so that it can blow to a new spot. When it comes into contact with wet soil its roots will unfold and it will settle down.
That is ten times more fucked up than I thought. They plant themselves again? That’s neat. I always thought they were just dead leaves and twigs in a bunch.
I like this. Tumbleweeds just fuck off when they don’t like a place, they are not like other plants who have to respect your plant rules, they are rebels.
In New Mexico they’re nicknamed Cattle-plants, not because cattle eat them but because they migrate like them.
And I’m s t r o n g e r than you. ♦
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chrc:
YOU NEED
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
lizard people with boobs
This is actually very helpful
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*gets down on one knee* you’re so kawaii desu desu. you make my kokoro go doki doki. watashi wa in love with you. *pulls out little box* would you make me the happiest weaboo alive and become my waifu?
*siiiigh*so romantic
you’re all genuinely disgusting and this post is too
someone’s not feeling very kawaii desu desu
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A friendly reminder that if you’re going to unsubscribe you can just do it. You don’t need to tell me, or use it as some sort of leverage to get me to change the blog.
You’ve literally described what this blog is supposed to be and you’re unhappy about it. I don’t mean to be rude or anything but you can literally just skip the step where you tell me you’re going to unfollow and do it.
People who announced unsubbing just want attention.
Arabs think Olive Oil is a spice lmao. Every time an Egyptian comes up to me and starts rambling about macaroni bechamel I’m like please save your zaghloul and cheese for someone without taste buds. I don’t have time for this basic ass nonsense.
what the fuck… what the fuck… how dare you… first of all how dare you diss macarona bechamel like you have the authority or immunity to do so… second of all as if we’d let olive oil into our macarona bechamel… what kind of popeye-ass vegans do you think we are??? maybe if you got bonked over a head with a can of rawabi you’d see the light??
this is a tumblr interaction I thought I’d never see, amazing
I’m screaming! The only macarona bechamel I ever had was made by actual Egyptians tbh… it was drier than this entire conversation!
are you sure it wasn’t all your salt taking the moisture out of it
I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
Here’s the official Steven Universe & Uncle Grandpa crossover poster. By Nick Edwards.
Mine eyes hath never seen true beauty until this day
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